peniscure 

peniscure is a prefix designation to describe a males genital area of lesser strength, smaller or weaker than the usual kind.

any one seen a missing penis???? well thats what u call peniscure

peniscure by berrybum December 14, 2008

Persian pedicure 

A sexual manoeuvre where a man inserts his penis between a woman's big toe and index toe and thrusts repeatedly, not unlike hot dogging or thigh sex. Typically performed by foot fetishists.

I gave this girl a Persian pedicure last night, it was sick.

Persian pedicure by Lintowl April 2, 2020

PenisCringe 

When something makes you cringe so hard, you’d rather have your penis blown of by a Sawed-off Shotgun from 2ft away.

‘We are masters’ said Adam, following this Paul had a large peniscringe.

PenisCringe by AstrayMind98 April 11, 2020

Penisclerosis

A name in reference several no-life low-life males Cock Mungers that sit in a basement doing nothing except jacking each other off while watching movies Saturday night.

Singular: A Penisclerosi

Plural: Penisclerosese

The Penisclerosis Cock Mungers jacked eachother off while watching a Girls Gone Wild commercial.

Penisclerosis by boringtimes January 30, 2010

penisculus 

A micro penis

He is just a Penisculus bastard. Because he has a BMW thinks that we can see though his pants

penisculus by PhaDirtySouth December 9, 2022

Brie Penis Cure 

A way to treat erectile dysfunction using soft cheese.

Stephen Colbert: "I thought Reince Priebus might be an anagram for something but all I could find was Brie Penis Cure ... It makes sense, he is from Wisconsin"

As shown on the Colbert Report, Jan. 5, 2011

Brie Penis Cure by LongLiveTheRBV January 7, 2011

Peniscular 

something that is erect and upright

That flag pole is very peniscular.

Peniscular by Chance Bunnell January 9, 2008