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Edward Penisfingers 

A sad misunderstood man who lives in a castle of regret upon a hilltop of doom, far from social interaction and reality. Often surrounds himself with various computers that simulate a social life, and clings to people he meets on the Internet as though they're The One due to not having any real knowledge of interpersonal relationships to put things in perspective. Often found browsing the thinkgeek website with a hand down his pants and feeling sorry for himself.
"hi IRC, Have you seen Amy?" - "No" - "How about now? Now? Now? Now? Sigh, I love her" - "Dude, you're such an Edward Penisfingers"

penistude 

Strictly manly, heavily masculine attitude.
Jack: He is a man of great penistude.
Jill: True that.
penistude by Decimus December 1, 2006

Penisfucker

hey andrew, I heard you fuck penis, are you a penisfucker?
Penisfucker by xavier wells October 18, 2010

penis fudge 

the gooey stuff that forms around the head of the penis after having sex multiple times and not showering afterwards.
eric you have so much penis fudge from all that sex
penis fudge by patrick wellin March 26, 2005

Penisfingers 

A phrase used specifically as a textual banner on your cellphone. Expresses love in a confusing, non-traditional way. Must be put on your phone by a friend or lover, not by one's self.
Aaron: "Dude, why does your phone say Penisfingers."

Mary: "My BFFL but it there okay."

Aaron: "Umm. Cute?"
Penisfingers by molomay April 4, 2009

penisfucker

GUy: PENISFUCKER!!!!
Doctor: We're afraid he won't be able to integrate into human society at this point.
Mother: *Sobbing*
penisfucker by SmellyFISHY June 10, 2023