Reasons someone has made up to explain why they lost in a game and not that they're just bad at the game. Usually Super Smash Bros. Ultimate.
Winner: GET DUNKED ONNNNNNNN!
Loser: I lost because my back was hurting, this chair is uncomfortable, you were spamming, they were in the way of my vision, Ect.
Winner: Come on dude, no johns.
Loser: I lost because my back was hurting, this chair is uncomfortable, you were spamming, they were in the way of my vision, Ect.
Winner: Come on dude, no johns.
by Piktamin U October 24, 2020
In competitive gaming or sports, "johns" is a widely accepted term for excuses the loser will often use as to why they lost. Typically these range from reasonable to the absurd.
May be related to psychological defense mechanisms in response to losing in competitive situations.
May be related to psychological defense mechanisms in response to losing in competitive situations.
Winner: "Good match. That was a close one."
Loser: "I didn't have breakfast this morning, that's probably why I lost. And my controller sucked. Oh, and I would have mercked you if it wasn't for my hands getting sweaty towards the end."
Observer: "Quit making Johns, dude."
Loser: "I didn't have breakfast this morning, that's probably why I lost. And my controller sucked. Oh, and I would have mercked you if it wasn't for my hands getting sweaty towards the end."
Observer: "Quit making Johns, dude."
by MartinE. April 07, 2008
by Lightning Magg May 05, 2005
by Kerry and Edwards suck October 18, 2004
1.toilets,crappers,hoppers,shitters
2.men who pay prostitutes to give them STD's
3.A couple of Democrappers!!!!!
2.men who pay prostitutes to give them STD's
3.A couple of Democrappers!!!!!
by Kerry and Edwards blow October 18, 2004
slang term for pound of marijuana, or a very large amount of marijuana to be purchased, usually pronounced "jahns"
Grizzle: "Hey man, you still slingin'?"
Nizzle: "Hell yea man. But I'm still waitin' for john's, probably tonite I'll be good. But, it might be tomorrow. I'm not sure man."
Grizzle: (inside his head) ' Damn, It'll definetely be tomorrow.'
Grizzle: "Sweet man, hit me up when you get those johns!"
Nizzle: "Hell yea man. But I'm still waitin' for john's, probably tonite I'll be good. But, it might be tomorrow. I'm not sure man."
Grizzle: (inside his head) ' Damn, It'll definetely be tomorrow.'
Grizzle: "Sweet man, hit me up when you get those johns!"
by Goudabaker July 09, 2005