Peniside 

The scientific name of those who are like pests but also fit in the derogatory category of “dicks”

My neighbor bill is a notorious peniside and he stole my wife ..

Peniside by Chanco20 May 16, 2018

Penisilent 

When the male member starts disobeying orders

Marcia and Ben were seeking consummation until Ben's member became flaccid and penisilent

Penisilent by Clifhanger April 12, 2017

penisive 

To be a penis, or to be difficult and hard to work with...

Jim: The sky is blue
Bob: why??
Jim: because the atmosphere makes it that way
Bob: Why
Jim: ... Stop being penisive you penis

penisive by octocat September 20, 2012

Penisidus 

A very rare and serious infection that starts in the penis. After your penis becomes fully infected, it spreads to the testicles and other areas. Some symptoms are itching, redness, rapid hair growth in the penis and testicle area, and burning. If you experience these symptoms you need to notify your doctor immediately.

My penis is burning! Maybe it's penisidus!

Penisidus by Dr.VagLicker September 15, 2010

penicide

The act of killing or mortally wounding a male's penis.

Lorena Bobbit commited penicide when she severed her husbands penis with a kitchen knife.

"Stan, whatever you do don't piss your girlfriend off, she's crazy enough to commit penicide!"

penicide by The Citrus Commander January 12, 2009

penisite

a man with a small penis

My eleven year old brother is a penisite being that he has not yet reached puberty.

penisite by Hermione Wannabe March 3, 2007

peniscide 

the act of murdering ones penis
i.e. cutting it off
its like castration, but to your penis

martha commited a peniscide when john dumped her and now johns not gonna have kids

peniscide by niggasense March 6, 2005