penisdemic 

When my dick pics go viral

Everyone take your masks off and run! We're in the midst of a global penisdemic

penisdemic by D Flawless September 10, 2020

Peridemic

peridemic is another way of saying retard or idiot, you can call someone this when there mental state is angry or mad

You peridemic idiot!

Peridemic by urbanaddictionary March 6, 2017

Panicdemic 

A disease which may turn into a pandemic, triggers all emergency action plans, and then fails to turn into a pandemic.

The actions taken by Governments trigger a Pandemic. Often driven by media hype during otherwise quiet periods.

That swine flu turned out to be a total panicdemic.

Panicdemic by Blueinternet May 7, 2009

panicdemic 

Widespread national (and sometimes global) panic symptomatic of overly-hyped, repetetive news & media coverage of a disease, a policy, an event or a person.

Despite the fact that (to date) the flu sickens and kills over 3 times the number of people, the potential of a Coronavirus pandemic has created a worldwide panicdemic.

panicdemic by Beadmaven1 February 26, 2020

penisdick 

When it's not enough to call someone a penis or a dick, it becomes a stronger insult to refer to them as penisdick.

It's funny because its redundant

Redundancy is funny.

"Brad borrowed my car, dented the drivers' side door, and brought it back with less than a quarter tank of gas. Dude is a total penisdick."

penisdick by Chilkin_RIP November 27, 2013

Penilemice 

Penilemice are small creatures that bury into your penis and make it erect as they eat it from the inside, the only way to get rid of them however is to buy cats.

"Oh no! I have Penilemice in me!"
"Dude you better buy some cats quickly!"

Penilemice by The Mad Penilemouse April 23, 2017

penishelicopter 

A Penishelicopter is when a man gets banged from behind by sitting on someone and his penis spins round round like a helicopter.

A Penishelicopter is not only a gay activity,
a can also be banged by a strap-on-dildo or other objects for example.
This vid shows pretty well what a penishelicopter is:
www.dude.ist.ein.homo.com

penishelicopter by Matthias Helmke October 30, 2007