A disease which may turn into a pandemic, triggers all emergency action plans, and then fails to turn into a pandemic.

The actions taken by Governments trigger a Pandemic. Often driven by media hype during otherwise quiet periods.

That swine flu turned out to be a total panicdemic.

Panicdemic by Blueinternet May 7, 2009

panicdemic

Widespread national (and sometimes global) panic symptomatic of overly-hyped, repetetive news & media coverage of a disease, a policy, an event or a person.

Despite the fact that (to date) the flu sickens and kills over 3 times the number of people, the potential of a Coronavirus pandemic has created a worldwide panicdemic.

panicdemic by Beadmaven1 February 26, 2020

penisdick

When it's not enough to call someone a penis or a dick, it becomes a stronger insult to refer to them as penisdick.

It's funny because its redundant

Redundancy is funny.

"Brad borrowed my car, dented the drivers' side door, and brought it back with less than a quarter tank of gas. Dude is a total penisdick."

penisdick by Chilkin_RIP November 27, 2013

Penilemice

Penilemice are small creatures that bury into your penis and make it erect as they eat it from the inside, the only way to get rid of them however is to buy cats.

"Oh no! I have Penilemice in me!"
"Dude you better buy some cats quickly!"

Penilemice by The Mad Penilemouse April 23, 2017

penishelicopter

A Penishelicopter is when a man gets banged from behind by sitting on someone and his penis spins round round like a helicopter.

A Penishelicopter is not only a gay activity,
a can also be banged by a strap-on-dildo or other objects for example.
This vid shows pretty well what a penishelicopter is:
www.dude.ist.ein.homo.com

penishelicopter by Matthias Helmke October 30, 2007

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026