peniscule 

Adjective describing one who reveres material possessions; ie jacked up trucks, corvettes, big gold chains, large dogs, in hopes of making themselves feel better about their tiny penis. Often actually advertises this fact.

The jerk who cut me off in that Toyota mini pickup with the 36" lift and the giant brush guard was obviously peniscule.

Could he be more peniscule than wearing that huge 70's gold medallion over his hairy chest with his shirt unbuttoned?

peniscule by steve grill April 6, 2004

Penisilent 

When the male member starts disobeying orders

Marcia and Ben were seeking consummation until Ben's member became flaccid and penisilent

Penisilent by Clifhanger April 12, 2017

Penicular Homicide 

When you absolutely wreck that girl's pussy with the D.

Did a little penicular homicide last night on Rachel. That pooty is wrecked braaahhhh.

Penicular Homicide by Eaton Holgoode March 24, 2017

Penisclerosis

A name in reference several no-life low-life males Cock Mungers that sit in a basement doing nothing except jacking each other off while watching movies Saturday night.

Singular: A Penisclerosi

Plural: Penisclerosese

The Penisclerosis Cock Mungers jacked eachother off while watching a Girls Gone Wild commercial.

Penisclerosis by boringtimes January 30, 2010

penisculus 

A micro penis

He is just a Penisculus bastard. Because he has a BMW thinks that we can see though his pants

penisculus by PhaDirtySouth December 9, 2022

peniscillin 

When you are not feeling well or hungover and sex would help.

She needs a shot of peniscillin.

peniscillin by Amalia R October 24, 2006

penicular 

having the shape of a penis.

Josh:Your head is so penicular
Kevin: Thanks!

penicular by Allie Steele October 17, 2006