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Penisilent 

When the male member starts disobeying orders
Marcia and Ben were seeking consummation until Ben's member became flaccid and penisilent
Penisilent by Clifhanger April 12, 2017

penisula 

A piece of land that sticks out from the shore that resembles the shape of a penis.
Let's walk along to the end of that penisula and look out over the ocean.
penisula by shrubbery123 October 3, 2007

Penisclerosis

A name in reference several no-life low-life males Cock Mungers that sit in a basement doing nothing except jacking each other off while watching movies Saturday night.

Singular: A Penisclerosi

Plural: Penisclerosese
The Penisclerosis Cock Mungers jacked eachother off while watching a Girls Gone Wild commercial.
Penisclerosis by boringtimes January 30, 2010

penisculus 

He is just a Penisculus bastard. Because he has a BMW thinks that we can see though his pants
penisculus by PhaDirtySouth December 9, 2022

peniseyed 

A state of being "starryeyed" over a penis.
Saquisha became all peniseyed upon seeing her boyfriend Pharrel's new penis.
peniseyed by r0xygurly January 17, 2009

penisement 

The crusty residue left on the penis after ejaculation (penis - semen - cement). Typically this partially/completely covers the peehole causing urine to shoot off to the side upon the first attempt.

Pronunciation: pen-uh-si-ment (sounds like the first part of "penicillin" and all of "cement")
Dude, how was your date with Bambi last night, and, where is the shower curtain?

Oh man, it was great! We did it four times and I must have passed out. Then, first thing this morning I go to take a piss, and, I'm standing right in front of the toilet and I hit the shower curtain big time. So, I took it down and threw it in the wash.

HAHAHA Penisement strikes again!
penisement by subbie_333 September 19, 2011