penik

Penik:
1)a popular swedish name, glamourised by thousands of swedish porn stars.
2)a penis with mad 1337 karate skillz

"man that penik beat the crap out of me!"

by ireallylikemichael December 9, 2008

penigger

Insult -out of rage- towards someone who has just killed you in a videogame, especially shooting games. Mix of "penis" and "nigger".

Razvan: Crap, man, some guy just no-scoped me across the map.
Jacob: Wow, that guy is such a penigger.

by razvanovicio August 23, 2011

Penile Exile

When you sell your house and/or get fired from your janitor job but still continue to give money and support to a younger woman who does not fuck you and even squanders the resources on her playfully abusive ex boyfriends.

Well let's just say M & M were on permanent penile exile from the other M.

by Ranchgirls December 6, 2020

penigram

Sexting by a nude male.

Ben Dover was penigram sexting his admirers!

by I, Wreckerrr February 5, 2017

penile picasso

One who is incredibly gifted in the handling of either their own or someone else's penis.

"As Michaelangelo worked with clay, and DaVinci with oil, Beth is a true artist with the cock. She my friend, is a penile picasso."

by theunknownone September 25, 2005

Penile Fracture

A horrifying (and totally real) injury in which you literally snap your dick in half, as you can guess, this can only happen when your penis is erect, if you're a man and you don't wince from reading this, you're either tough as balls or a woman

Poor Hank has never been the same since he suffered a penile fracture, from what I hear, he needs to use a tube if his wife wants to have sex now

by Metallicajunkie October 5, 2018

Peni Weni

Contrary to popular belief a peni weni is not a male appendage it is a term of excitement for the oncoming spoopy season.

Pronunciation (Peenee Weenee )

Its Spoopy season get your peni wenis out ya'll

by Rinkdinkymink233 October 22, 2018