Definitions by Metallicajunkie

Moose

A way of describing a Canadian who is less then stellar looking

Egad hoser! You need some plastic surgery because you are a straight moose....eh

Moose by Metallicajunkie May 1, 2020

Jackson Michael

A plastic surgery procedure where a white person is turned black

Guy 1: DUDE! What did you do to yourself!?
Guy 2: I had a Jackson Michael procedure done, do you like it?
Guy 1: *faints*

Jackson Michael by Metallicajunkie May 1, 2020

Barrel 

1: A wooden container normally used to hold gallons of white people happy juice (AKA wine)

2: The part of a gun the bullet comes out of

3: A type of roll that is most easily done when behind the wheel of an Arwing (Rest in Peace Rick May)

4: To run at top speed with zero disregard for anyone or anything in front of you, and to have little concern for making contact with them

5: Pewdiepie's mortal enemies (back when Pewdiepie was fun to watch)

Fox: Enemies are straight ahead, what should we do!?
Peppy: Do a barrel roll!

Barrel by Metallicajunkie April 30, 2020

T.A.N.T.A. 

An acronym that stands for "That Asshole Nobody Talks About" usually meant to refer to a person who did something incredibly shitty or horrible and is no longer mentioned by others who knew and associated with them, effectively making them an outcast. Usually if a TANTO's name is mentioned, others will respond with simple quotes such as "We don't talk about them..."

Person 1: Why hasn't Mike come to any of our club meetings anymore?
Person 2: He's a T.A.N.T.A., we don't talk about him anymore
Person 1: Why, what did he...
Person 2: *glares* WE DON'T...TALK ABOUT HIM...ANYMORE...
Person 1: Okay O_O

T.A.N.T.A. by Metallicajunkie April 29, 2020

P.T. 

A terrifying and amazing horror game that would've been Konami's greatest achievement in horror based video gaming, but upon the announcement it had been canceled, it instead sadly became the basis for the biggest middle finger Konami has EVER given it's fanbase...assholes

Hideki Hayakawa deserves a sexual encounter with Pyramid Head for cancelling P.T.

P.T. by Metallicajunkie November 11, 2018

Adgravated

It's what you start to feel when you just want to watch some videos on YouTube, but you keep getting constant interruptions from advertisements

Joe: You okay Lenny? You seem pissed
Lenny: I'm adgravated because I just want to watch a Markiplier video, and these stupid KY ads keep popping up!

Adgravated by Metallicajunkie October 27, 2018

If You Seek Amy

A song made famous by pop singer Britney Spears, where Britney is secretly telling the listener that she want's them to put a hot dog in her buns

I was excited when I heard about If You Seek Amy, then I listened to it......now I'm VERY excited

If You Seek Amy by Metallicajunkie October 27, 2018