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Another name for either a front yard, back yard, city park, nature trail, or any other outdoor places littered with dog shit that the owners didn't pick up, minefields are especially dangerous when the dog shit is hard to spot immediately, or when it's dark out
Go clean up the dog's crap, it's a god damn minefield out there!
by Metallicajunkie October 14, 2018
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A "comedy" movie so horrendously awful, that (unless you're a rabid, and I mean RABID Adam Sandler fan) you'll want to hang yourself about 30 minutes in. It basically stars Adam Sandler and Adam Sandler in drag, and what follows in 90 minutes of brain melting, eye gouging cinematic regurgitation.

How bad is it you ask? Well, consider this. This movie was one of the films featured at the 2012 Razzie Awards...it won EVERY SINGLE GOD DAMN AWARD.......that's how bad it is
I'd rather remove my tonsils with a pair of nail clippers then watch Jack and Jill
by Metallicajunkie October 16, 2018
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What your underwear becomes when you hastily take it off, after spending time in a swimming pool, named after the twisted, rope like shape your undies assumes when this happens
I can tell you were swimming because you left a rope of the loom in the clothes basket
by Metallicajunkie October 18, 2018
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A terribly overrated horror movie that is more of a crime thriller then a true horror movie
Do we have to watch The Ring? It's so BORING!
by Metallicajunkie October 11, 2018
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A weapon used to murder witches in the 1930's, only used by people hailing from the state of Kansas
How about you leave before someone drops a house on you too!
by Metallicajunkie October 4, 2018
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An aerial pro wrestling move that involves jumping off the top rope, and then putting your hands and knees together to resemble a hopping frog before you land on your opponent. The move was innovated by Art Barr, but was popularized by Eddie Guerrero, this move now comes in many variations, such as turning in mid air (Rob Van Dam's 5 Star Frog Splash), stretching out (Mike Awesome's Awesome Splash), putting your hands to your crotch as you split your legs (Lio Rush's Rush Hour) or transferring into an Elbow Drop before landing (Mark Briscoe's Froggy Bow)
Tazz: Eddie's feeling froggy Cole!
Michael Cole: Here he goes! FROG SPLASH CONNECTING!
by Metallicajunkie October 18, 2018
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Essentially Jeff the Killer if he were to put on the same crown that gave us Bowsette
Jane the Killer is only Creepypasta character I know of who makes the blood rush through
my heart and wiener at the same time
by Metallicajunkie October 1, 2018
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