141 definitions by Metallicajunkie

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The most stupid and ridiculous male hairstyle to sweep pop culture since Sanjaya's mohawk.
I see you have a manbun...*grabs a pair of scissors* I'LL SAVE YOU!!
by Metallicajunkie October 04, 2018
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A furry before furries were even a thing
I hate wearing this mascot outfit, I sweat my ass off, it's ridiculously itchy, and all the players
make fun of me, EVEN THE DAMN CHEERLEADERS!
by Metallicajunkie October 05, 2018
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A term used to describe a person of Jewish ethnicity, who also happens to possess an absurd amount of body hair
I really hope I don't have to sit next to Harold at the bar mitzvah, that Jewbacca never shaves!
by Metallicajunkie October 03, 2018
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An amazingly talented and hilarious comedic actor who obviously comes from another planet, because no ordinary human being is capable of making the same faces and noises that this man can do (wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?)
How in the hell can Jim Carrey make those faces!? XD
by Metallicajunkie October 11, 2018
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Totally awesome guy from the Investigation Discovery show Homicide Hunter. Joe is a former Colorado Springs police detective who has managed to solve over 400 homicides throughout his career, before retiring in the mid 90's. Joe's great to listen to, because when recanting the cases he's solved, he doesn't add any extra fluff, and tells you like it is, short sweet and to the point.
I'm Detective Joe Kenda, I've solved over 400 homicides, if you kill.....I WILL find you....
by Metallicajunkie October 04, 2018
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The fat member of boy band NSYNC, who's only real level of success after NSYNC broke up was making frequent appearances on the TV show Impractical Jokers, and opening a hot dog stand in Florida
My little sister used to love Joey Fatone, now she can't even remember who the hell he is
by Metallicajunkie October 17, 2018
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You cheat on your wife, but you're telling ME I should always be faithful?
Who are you, John Lennon?
by Metallicajunkie September 30, 2018
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