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This is a term that classifies someone who is BEYOND wasted, basically wasted to the point, it's like most of their bloodstream has been replaced with alcohol, which can be used to preserve stuff in some ways, much like embalming fluid is used to preserve a dead body
Oh my fucking god, I got SO embalmed at the party last night...did I do anything stupid??
by Metallicajunkie October 9, 2018
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One of the most legendary and controversial rappers to come out of the 90's. Well known for his songs that involve aggressive, really violent and outrageously misogynistic lyrics, which has garnered him much controversy in the past.

Also one of the few rappers to have won an Academy Award for Best Original Song, won for his song Lose Yourself, from the movie 8 Mile. Despite his prickly exterior, it's also known that Eminem is a doting father to his daughters, he even skipped the Academy Awards show where he won his Oscar, to instead spend time with his kids, at the time where he was announced the winner, he and his daughters had fallen asleep while watching cartoons.
You gotta respect Eminem for how much he loves his kids, he's an awesome dad
by Metallicajunkie October 15, 2018
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An animal that (according to Joe Gatto from Impractical Jokers) looks something like a fake emu
I prefer alpaca wool over llama wool any day
by Metallicajunkie September 30, 2018
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One of the many famous people who give their own race a bad name
Al Sharpton is a racist asshole
by Metallicajunkie October 4, 2018
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Quiet locations where you can locate such famous people as Michael Jackson, Marlon Brando, Heath Ledger, Farrah Fawcett and Smitty Werbenyegermanjenson
I'm going to the cemetery to try and find that guy from the Spongebob cartoon, wanna come along?
by Metallicajunkie October 3, 2018
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A slang term for a dead body, first coined by Plankton from the cartoon series Spongebob Squarepants, in the episode Pest of the West
It's hard working in a morgue, amongst a bunch of coffin jockeys, but at least the pay is good
by Metallicajunkie October 24, 2018
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An alcoholic drink, to make it, add one part Budweiser, one part Pabst Blue Ribbon, a splash of vanilla extract, topped off with a scoop of your favorite ice cream, make sure you smash something made of glass before drinking for maximum effect
Why the hell doesn't Friendly's serve Cold Stone Stunners!?
by Metallicajunkie October 11, 2018
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