138 definitions by Metallicajunkie
by Metallicajunkie May 2, 2020
by Metallicajunkie October 4, 2018
It's when you're having sex with a hooker, and in the middle of making love, either you or her let out a clearly audibly fart, a good way to kill the mood right then and there (unless that's your thing)
by Metallicajunkie October 21, 2018
Also known as a professional liar, a politician is a person who makes their career off of constantly lying, cheating, blackmailing and intimidating their way to the top. A politician is a master at convincing others to fall for whatever lies they might tell them, even if they're insanely obvious just by looking at them.
Politicians are also comparable to a mafia crime boss, as many of the higher up politicians have the police in their back pocket, and they're not afraid to sic their associates on someone they don't like when they have something to say that could threaten their spot.
Politicians throughout history have also committed acts that would have seen normal people get thrown in prison, such as ordering assassinations (Lyndon Johnson), rigging elections (Donald Trump), sexually assaulting women (Brett Kavanaugh), and stealing (Richard Nixon).
If you ever see a politician on TV doing a speech, giving an interview, running a campaign ad, or anything else, it's in your best interest that you don't trust any of them
Politicians are also comparable to a mafia crime boss, as many of the higher up politicians have the police in their back pocket, and they're not afraid to sic their associates on someone they don't like when they have something to say that could threaten their spot.
Politicians throughout history have also committed acts that would have seen normal people get thrown in prison, such as ordering assassinations (Lyndon Johnson), rigging elections (Donald Trump), sexually assaulting women (Brett Kavanaugh), and stealing (Richard Nixon).
If you ever see a politician on TV doing a speech, giving an interview, running a campaign ad, or anything else, it's in your best interest that you don't trust any of them
by Metallicajunkie October 5, 2018
A sub genre of meat consisting of animals that have wings and feathers, which includes chicken, duck, goose, turkey, quail, game hen, pigeon and others. Best served after being deep fried, grilled, barbecued or compressed into nugget form and then deep fried (chicken and turkey definitely, other birds, maybe not so much)
by Metallicajunkie October 18, 2018
Guy: You look rather jubilant Mike? How come?
Mike: THE DODGERS ARE GOING TO THE SERIES, THAT'S WHY!!!
Mike: THE DODGERS ARE GOING TO THE SERIES, THAT'S WHY!!!
by Metallicajunkie October 21, 2018
When you're having sex with a fat woman, usually 300lbs at the most, you allow the woman stand over you, and with you back first on the bed or floor looking up, the woman then yells "BANZAAAAAI!!" before doing a short jump and then slamming all of her doughiness down onto your chest or erect penis. Be careful though, performing this could EASILY result in a penile fracture if not done correctly
Named after the finishing move used by WWE Hall-of-Famer Yokozuna
Named after the finishing move used by WWE Hall-of-Famer Yokozuna
by Metallicajunkie October 5, 2018