Metallicajunkie's definitions

T.A.N.T.A.

An acronym that stands for "That Asshole Nobody Talks About" usually meant to refer to a person who did something incredibly shitty or horrible and is no longer mentioned by others who knew and associated with them, effectively making them an outcast. Usually if a TANTO's name is mentioned, others will respond with simple quotes such as "We don't talk about them..."

Person 1: Why hasn't Mike come to any of our club meetings anymore?
Person 2: He's a T.A.N.T.A., we don't talk about him anymore
Person 1: Why, what did he...
Person 2: *glares* WE DON'T...TALK ABOUT HIM...ANYMORE...
Person 1: Okay O_O

by Metallicajunkie April 29, 2020

Barrel

1: A wooden container normally used to hold gallons of white people happy juice (AKA wine)

2: The part of a gun the bullet comes out of

3: A type of roll that is most easily done when behind the wheel of an Arwing (Rest in Peace Rick May)

4: To run at top speed with zero disregard for anyone or anything in front of you, and to have little concern for making contact with them

5: Pewdiepie's mortal enemies (back when Pewdiepie was fun to watch)

Fox: Enemies are straight ahead, what should we do!?
Peppy: Do a barrel roll!

by Metallicajunkie April 30, 2020

Moose

A way of describing a Canadian who is less then stellar looking

Egad hoser! You need some plastic surgery because you are a straight moose....eh

by Metallicajunkie May 1, 2020

Jackson Michael

A plastic surgery procedure where a white person is turned black

Guy 1: DUDE! What did you do to yourself!?
Guy 2: I had a Jackson Michael procedure done, do you like it?
Guy 1: *faints*

by Metallicajunkie May 1, 2020

Bump Buddies

A group of two or more women who share a close friendship, and who also happen to be pregnant at the same time

I love being bump buddies with Lucy, I can't wait to meet her new son

by Metallicajunkie October 10, 2018

P!nk

The Janis Joplin of Pop Music. A truly awesome and talented pop singer who is far more talented then most of the other crappy singers who've been stinking up the charts in recent years. Born Alecia Beth Moore, P!nk's early life was marked with rough points, such as her parents divorcing, developing asthma, and struggling with substance abuse in her teenage years. P!nk was originally part an all girl R&B group called Choice, however, she became a solo artist after record producer L.A Reid saw her as the group's only talent. Many of P!nk's songs deal with serious issues, such as combating sexism (Stupid Girls), losing a friend to drugs (Who Knew), abusive relationships (Just Like a Pill), combating self harm and suicide (Fuckin' Perfect), and struggling with personal vices (Sober). Since her introduction into the music industry, P!nk has won three Grammys, seven MTV Music Video Awards, five Billboard Music Awards and is looked upon by many young women as an inspiration, she is indeed one of the all time greats.

I can't wait to see P!nk in concert tonight, she's fucking awesome!

by Metallicajunkie October 10, 2018

Hurricane Michael

A hurricane that coincidentally occurred on October of this year, a number of days before the new Halloween reboot movie is set to come out

Hurricane Michael is approaching! Pack up your shit and bail out!

by Metallicajunkie October 10, 2018