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He doesn't like China because they actually have a great wall
Can someone tell Donald Trump that the Chinese already beat him the "wall" idea?
by Metallicajunkie September 29, 2018

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A watermelon delivered via postage
Marlon Webb found a Post Malone in his mailbox
by Metallicajunkie October 03, 2018

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The most stupid and ridiculous male hairstyle to sweep pop culture since Sanjaya's mohawk.
I see you have a manbun...*grabs a pair of scissors* I'LL SAVE YOU!!
by Metallicajunkie October 04, 2018

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One of the most legendary and controversial rappers to come out of the 90's. Well known for his songs that involve aggressive, really violent and outrageously misogynistic lyrics, which has garnered him much controversy in the past.

Also one of the few rappers to have won an Academy Award for Best Original Song, won for his song Lose Yourself, from the movie 8 Mile. Despite his prickly exterior, it's also known that Eminem is a doting father to his daughters, he even skipped the Academy Awards show where he won his Oscar, to instead spend time with his kids, at the time where he was announced the winner, he and his daughters had fallen asleep while watching cartoons.
You gotta respect Eminem for how much he loves his kids, he's an awesome dad
by Metallicajunkie October 15, 2018

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One of the many famous people who give their own race a bad name
Al Sharpton is a racist asshole
by Metallicajunkie October 04, 2018

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The Jerry Sandusky to Donald Trump's Joe Paterno
Only an equally disgusting and sexually devious creature would defend someone like Brett Kavanaugh
by Metallicajunkie October 05, 2018

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A surname that is often associated with some of the most evil and cruel family names in human history, ranking up there with surnames such as Manson, Koresh, Bin Laden, Hitler, Dahmer, Hussein, Stalin, Mengele, and of course Trump. Anyone with this surname is obviously a grease stain on this Earth that God had NO part in making
The only thing worse then sickness, poverty and death is a Kardashian!
by Metallicajunkie September 30, 2018

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