Toadstool

The surname of Princess Peach from the Mario series

Dear Mario, please come to the castle, I've baked a cake for you, yours truly, Princess Toadstool, Peach

by Metallicajunkie October 08, 2018

Wanna Play?

It's what people who eat Airheads candy say before their heads swell up to the size of medicine balls

Guy: Wanna play?
Girl: Bumper Heads here?
Guy: Why not? Come on!

by Metallicajunkie October 27, 2018

Brett Kavanaugh

The Jerry Sandusky to Donald Trump's Joe Paterno

Only an equally disgusting and sexually devious creature would defend someone like Brett Kavanaugh

by Metallicajunkie October 05, 2018

Thump Dance

A version of the tap dance that only a fat person can perform

Does your mom HAVE to thump dance right now? There's fuckin dust coming off the rafters

by Metallicajunkie October 05, 2018

Momo

A disturbing figure depicted as a Japanese woman with huge bulging eyes, a terrifying smile, long, black Grudge style hair, a small, armless torso, and large bird like legs. Momo is actually an art project made by a Japanese college student, but the project has now become known as a modern day Creepypasta monster. It's said that Momo has an online page, and if you contact her through it, she may just answer you back, but be warned, doing so can have DIRE consequences. All and all, it's just another figure used to scare people, not much else

I called Momo at 3:00 last night, I'm leaving the country in about an hour

by Metallicajunkie October 01, 2018

Herculeisure

Another way to describe having sex with a woman with huge, bodybuilder style muscles, the "leisure" part refers to the fact the woman will allow you to sex her when she feels like it, knowing full well that her male partner is afraid of getting his ass ripped in half like a phone book if he forces himself upon her

Henry: So Bill, did you and Mary enjoy your round of herculeisure last night?
Bill: Yeah, it was awesome! There's nothing like the feeling of huge femuscles against your naked body

by Metallicajunkie October 01, 2018

Welfie

A selfie taken by an individual who possesses a shit load of money, usually celebrities or millionaire heiresses, many welfies tend to include poor grammar, overuse of acronyms, and pictures of duckfaces, bikini poses, handbag chihuahuas, shopping purchases, food about to be eaten, and other dumb crap like that (except for the bikini shots, those are okay)

Enough with the welfies Sarah, we get it, you're richer then Jesus!

by Metallicajunkie October 08, 2018