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i have like 20 artificial peni (dildos) in my bag
peni by bigbazzascott December 10, 2022
An attempted humorous pluralization of the word "penis". As with other words from Latin that end with "is", such as "crisis" and "neurosis", "penis" changes the "is" to "es", forming "penes", as "crisis" changes to "crises" and "neurosis" to "neuroses". Only urologists and a handful of other professionals use the word "penes", however, so it is best to stick to the English plural, "pensises".
Duh, where'd all the vaginae and peni go?
peni by atemperman January 24, 2004
1. More than one penis.

2. The word you get when you type penis too fast and forget the "s".
1. When Susie crashed the all-boy sleepover, she was hoping all the peni would fit in her.

2. Rick: haha the Giants lost

Bob: suck my peni

Rick: wait you have more than one?

Bob: no you dumbass i forgot to type the s.
Peni by Tikibarberfan March 2, 2010
plural of penis, to be used as a plural word
There are many Peni in the audience tonight
Peni by jeffdujon August 11, 2018
When a woman's pants are too baggy in the crotch, causing a slight penis effect.
"Her pants were so baggy in the crotch, she had a stage 3 peni."
peni by Saly Cinamon September 30, 2011