Definitions by Ranchgirls

SPS 

Selective Pussy Syndrome.

Stinky Pussy Syndrome.
Salty Pussy Syndrome.
Sloppy Pussy Syndrome.

She denied me by saying she suffer from SPS.
Really? Because I gave her SPS, bro.

SPS by Ranchgirls January 9, 2024

involuntary consent 

When you suspect somebody may not be conscious and you lift their hand up bending at the elbow. If the hand stays in the air for 3 seconds they do not consent but if their hand immediately falls back down from where it was lifted from that is considered a yes.

I CANT BELIEVE THE ENTIRE SORORITY IS GOING TO TESTIFY THAT SHE GAVE INVOLUNTARY CONSENT.

involuntary consent by Ranchgirls October 11, 2023

dreamcamp 

Dreamcamp is the place where all unacknowledged aspirations go to die.

So last night after I finished mopping up abunch of puke in the ER. I had a vision of me as a Surgeon pop into my head from dreamcamp.

dreamcamp by Ranchgirls September 17, 2023

dick lettuce

Public hair.

Yeah check it out bro, when brad shaved his pubes he left dick lettuce all over the kitchen sink.

dick lettuce by Ranchgirls August 28, 2023

delta dingbat 

A stupid mindless bimbo from Sacramento or any of it's sourrounding areas.

Your girl is such a delta dingbat she was bragging about how she was a product of incest.

delta dingbat by Ranchgirls August 26, 2023

bruhster 

An awkward dude who tries to hard to be just a regular bro or brah or bruh or jabroni.

Hey homie, check your bruhster he's doing some hella gay stuff over there.

bruhster by Ranchgirls August 26, 2023

fetty pawghetti 

When you convince a thicc girl it's her duty to sell herself in order to supply your fentanyl addiction.

That chick has really gone downhill she's such a fetty pawghetti and her hair looks like a bowl of wet spaghetti.

fetty pawghetti by Ranchgirls August 18, 2023