Ranchgirls's definitions

SPS

Selective Pussy Syndrome.

Stinky Pussy Syndrome.
Salty Pussy Syndrome.
Sloppy Pussy Syndrome.

She denied me by saying she suffer from SPS.
Really? Because I gave her SPS, bro.

by Ranchgirls January 9, 2024

involuntary consent

When you suspect somebody may not be conscious and you lift their hand up bending at the elbow. If the hand stays in the air for 3 seconds they do not consent but if their hand immediately falls back down from where it was lifted from that is considered a yes.

I CANT BELIEVE THE ENTIRE SORORITY IS GOING TO TESTIFY THAT SHE GAVE INVOLUNTARY CONSENT.

by Ranchgirls October 11, 2023

dreamcamp

Dreamcamp is the place where all unacknowledged aspirations go to die.

So last night after I finished mopping up abunch of puke in the ER. I had a vision of me as a Surgeon pop into my head from dreamcamp.

by Ranchgirls September 17, 2023

dick lettuce

Public hair.

Yeah check it out bro, when brad shaved his pubes he left dick lettuce all over the kitchen sink.

by Ranchgirls August 28, 2023

delta dingbat

A stupid mindless bimbo from Sacramento or any of it's sourrounding areas.

Your girl is such a delta dingbat she was bragging about how she was a product of incest.

by Ranchgirls August 26, 2023

bruhster

An awkward dude who tries to hard to be just a regular bro or brah or bruh or jabroni.

Hey homie, check your bruhster he's doing some hella gay stuff over there.

by Ranchgirls August 26, 2023

fetty pawghetti

When you convince a thicc girl it's her duty to sell herself in order to supply your fentanyl addiction.

That chick has really gone downhill she's such a fetty pawghetti and her hair looks like a bowl of wet spaghetti.

by Ranchgirls August 18, 2023