Ranchgirls's definitions

Raunchy Heimlich

When you're tag teaming a bitch doggystyle and guy #1 fucks her so hard that she pukes all over guy #2s dick. Unphased guy 2 crams his dick back down her throat makes her shit on guy #1s dick.

I think we're both gonna need a shower bro, that raunchy heimlich was fuckin' intense brother.

by Ranchgirls November 30, 2020

GringoDingo

A relatively older indiginous female who is always seducing her sons friends in hope's of becoming pregnant by a imperialist colonial dude in order to secure her citizenship.

Do you realize your mom is a gringodingo bro? That's why she always trying to get me drunk and give her booty rubs.

by Ranchgirls November 12, 2020

Knotty Vegan

A vegan who loves animals so much that they engage in sex with their pet.

I had no idea she was a knotty vegan bro, that shit really grosses me out.

by Ranchgirls December 5, 2020

fetty pawghetti

When you convince a thicc girl it's her duty to sell herself in order to supply your fentanyl addiction.

That chick has really gone downhill she's such a fetty pawghetti and her hair looks like a bowl of wet spaghetti.

by Ranchgirls August 18, 2023

indian orgasm

An orgasm that you immediately wish that you could take back upon reevaluating the situation or scenario.

The first time I had my prostate examined the female named Dr. Manjeet Skeedapon induced a flagant indian orgasm.

by Ranchgirls July 22, 2023

Kringle berries

The little cookie crumbs that collect in Santas beard and mysteriously end up in your underwear and/or bed sheets while you're sleeping. Usually accompanied by sticks and coal in all of your presents.

I don't understand why I keep on finding kringle berries in my sheets mom, we're Jewish!

by Ranchgirls December 11, 2020

Sacto crack hoe

A promiscuous female who lives in sacramento, ca and will do any sexual act for drugs or money.

Yeah man, that sacto crack hoe sure is something else, I don't think I want to see her ever again.

by Ranchgirls December 11, 2020