S.L.O.B.

Some Ladies Objectify Boys. Another term for a messy slut who doesn't give a damn about her reputation or others feelings.

Well I think its safe to say that your ex is a total S.L.O.B.

by Ranchgirls December 20, 2020

Vegan Cheese Cake

When you marinade a large squash, cucumber or eggplant in a hippie chicks un-washed vagina and then proceed to cook the vegetable and eat it for the next meal.

Whoa StarlightBeamer, that vegan cheese cake we shared for lunch was literally orgasmic on so many levels.

by Ranchgirls December 01, 2020

Cumpanion

A mail order bride whose sperm count is significantly much higher than her husband's.

Well gee golly shucks...My cumpanion is always on her period when she visits me once a month.

by Ranchgirls December 11, 2020

sally very

A gentlemans term for oral sex that is excessively sloppy.

Yeah so that new intern chick gave me a sally very in the parking lot of her childs preschool this morning.

by Ranchgirls July 26, 2023

Orphan Morphin'

The depraved, sick, and twisted act of adopting a child in order to groom them into a lover after they reach the age of 18.

That Woody Allen sure wrote the script on Orphan Morphin'

by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020

Cyth

A science nerd.

Hey dude you seem like a total cyth, you want to join our group for the project?

by Ranchgirls December 04, 2020

Phagajeezle

A homosexual whose broken existence is merely a tragic parody of themself.

Hey so your phagajeezle roomate left his dirty buttplug in the refrigerator again.

by Ranchgirls November 28, 2020