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penicillin 

something you give a girl when you like her, but she doesn't like you.
"I gave her penicillin, and she said we could be more than friends!"
penicillin by satya November 17, 2004

penicillin 

when a girl is ill'n for the penic, she is penicillin
when a girl really needs a penis in her mouth or vag, she is penicillin.
penicillin by tahoenyer January 2, 2012

Penicillin 

A type of mycosis that grows on penis and is usually used as a medicine to cure several disease
"Since I had a headache, can you give me some penicillin."

"Let me grow some penicillin for you."

"Today is the day, my doctor will grate my penicillin off."
Penicillin by Aemot November 16, 2022

penicillin money 

n. money set aside, when budgeting for a hooker's services, to pay for acquired infectious disease treatment, laceration repairs, forgiveness flowers etc.
Hey! You coming to Vegas or what! I know you got the itch again.

Actually, I've always got the itch ... on account of I didn't have any penicillin money last time we went.
penicillin money by gnostic1 August 6, 2011

Jewish penicillin 

Chicken soup, owing to its efficacy as a remedy for colds, flu, stomach problems, etc.
Bubbeleh, kim tzu mir*. Grandma's got Jewish penicillin for you! *"Kim tzu mir" is Yiddish for "come to me".
Jewish penicillin by pentozali January 14, 2006

Jewish Penicillin 

Mamascheinz if you are farshtupped have some Jewish Penicillin, and your keppie will clear up.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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