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1: one that takes care of oneself and is looking top notch and damn fine!

2: a guy who always has the right words to say and the right things to do. someone smooth (playa)
(pantene originating from pantene pro-v)<<its made to make ur hair look good, smooth and sleek.
1: Rosie, you see that guy over there with the cornrows and the baggy pants? I want to know his name-this guy is pantene!

2: dont listen to everything this man says, cuz that playa is pantene
pantene by tha_diva May 11, 2003
Words you can keep

Pantene Oppa

A name ARMYs call Steve Aoki
OMG! BTS just dropped a hit with Pantene Oppa!
Pantene Oppa by roseenriquez_ November 18, 2018

Pantene Poon-tang 

When in anticipation of very desirable oral sex you go to the extra trouble of using a small dollop of shampoo between your legs.
Thereby leaving your pubic hair,,shiny,lustrous, and dare i say manageable?
With a nice evening of tasty paste planned at a very cute bistro, I felt it only appropriate to include some Pantene Poon-tang on the menu..
Pantene Poon-tang by DaynaS March 30, 2008

Pantene Freshness 

during a blow job a man pulls out and cums in the girls hair and precedes to rub it in. sometimes without the girl knowing
Dude Billy Pantene Freshnessed Taylor the other night before she went to dinner with her mom

Pantene shower 

When you ejaculate onto your pubic hair and proceed to use it as shampoo.
My girlfriend watched me give myself a Pantene Shower last night
Pantene shower by Ballmebarson January 9, 2021

pantene punk 

"Punk" who cares more about spiking their hair up then about what the actual punk movement was all about.
Pantene punks spend hours in front of the mirror getting their hair juuuuust right.
pantene punk by Dinn August 10, 2006

Pantene-Head 

Distinctive hair scent from pantene brand shampoo, normal in chicks but very noticeable in guys...
'Hey Sinead, what's your roomate like?'
'Oh he's a total Pantene-Head!'
Pantene-Head by sineadgalway2 December 7, 2009
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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