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to be pantened is to be abruptly exposed to the whooshing, flipping and swinging of hair.
phil: woah, i just got pantened!
pantened by the mza24 November 10, 2010
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Pantene Oppa

A name ARMYs call Steve Aoki
OMG! BTS just dropped a hit with Pantene Oppa!
Pantene Oppa by roseenriquez_ November 18, 2018

Pantene Poon-tang 

When in anticipation of very desirable oral sex you go to the extra trouble of using a small dollop of shampoo between your legs.
Thereby leaving your pubic hair,,shiny,lustrous, and dare i say manageable?
With a nice evening of tasty paste planned at a very cute bistro, I felt it only appropriate to include some Pantene Poon-tang on the menu..
Pantene Poon-tang by DaynaS March 30, 2008

Pantene Freshness 

during a blow job a man pulls out and cums in the girls hair and precedes to rub it in. sometimes without the girl knowing
Dude Billy Pantene Freshnessed Taylor the other night before she went to dinner with her mom

Pantene shower 

When you ejaculate onto your pubic hair and proceed to use it as shampoo.
My girlfriend watched me give myself a Pantene Shower last night
Pantene shower by Ballmebarson January 9, 2021

pantene punk 

"Punk" who cares more about spiking their hair up then about what the actual punk movement was all about.
Pantene punks spend hours in front of the mirror getting their hair juuuuust right.
pantene punk by Dinn August 10, 2006

Pantene-Head 

Distinctive hair scent from pantene brand shampoo, normal in chicks but very noticeable in guys...
'Hey Sinead, what's your roomate like?'
'Oh he's a total Pantene-Head!'
Pantene-Head by sineadgalway2 December 7, 2009
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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