pantsness

General term for the appearance of a man's pants or jeans, specifically the fit and style (or lack thereof) or the manner in which he wears them. Can refer to either a good fit (intriguing nooks and crannies evident, emphasis on the ass) or a poor fit (pleats, tapered pants, ass-obliterating sagging). May also refer to good pants worn badly (plumber's crack, waistband under armpits). Can be used to describe specific pairs of pants or to a man's entire pants wardrobe or taste in pants.

"He's kind of cute but he really takes bad pantsness to a whole new low."

"Mike's pantsness makes women sad in the pants."

"My boyfriend gives amazing pantsness. He's like a 9.5 on the pantsness scale!"

by rrrrocket November 2, 2007

pantsness

1. Having or pertaining to pants.
2. An excessively long way to say "pants".

With all those pairs of jeans, you've got alot of pantsness.

by The Pants Master October 13, 2003

pantsless grampa

A sexual joke, laugh at by Troy (Donald Glover) on Community.

Pierce talking to Abed-"Look I really don't need your advice and I'm not your pantsless grampa."
Troy-Laugh "pantsless grampa" second laugh.
Pierce-Looks up.
Scene ends

by Samarui_30 October 30, 2009

pantsless o'clock

The magical hour between 3 and 4am when it is acceptable to drop your pants within a group of people (usually theatre people) after working many long and strenuous hours most often drafting, model-building, loading-in or striking sets or lights onstage. It has its origins when a group of grad students spent most of week trapped inside a room drafting their final project for drafting class and just wanted to be comfortable so they dropped trow and pantsless o'clock was born

Pantsless o'clock was a little too revealing last night

by ukiechick13 February 20, 2010

paiteness

1. A man of, or around the age of 28

2. A man who has this seductive aura around him that make the ladies come to him; sexy

3. A man who is good with his words and would be considered a Casanova.

Melody felt like she was being drawn into the mysterious strange's paiteness eyes.

by Ella Mackinson February 12, 2010

Pantslessness

A state of being without pants.

Jane: "ok, well, most people don't spend a lot of time pantsless"

John: "most people dont get to enjoy the freedom of pantslessness then"

by Badandy December 10, 2005

panthress

A super confident sexy woman who’s beyond her mid thirties and owns the room and any man in it.

Michelle is such a panthress meow. Man she’s not a cougar she’s a total panthress.

by MBstyle January 12, 2021