DaynaS's definitions

Last Supper

The last supper is when you break up with a guy who unfortunately if amazing at oral sex but a flop in so many other ways,, but you get one more paralyzing bout of oral sex before you tell him its over..of course you also do not fuck him..thats just wrong and selfish...maybe

Yah i had to let Jay go last night but i made sure he had a last supper on my bill..hey hes talented..

by DaynaS February 27, 2008

Wild Things

A movie with Ubher sex panthers Denise Richards and Neve Campbell which has a convulsive convoluted plot. Add Hottie Matt Dillon and babaliscoius Kevin Bacon{eyes open for the frontal nudity} Bill Murray set it all in some swamp and the definition of WILD THINGS gets even muddier

you should rent Wild Things you wont know how it ends till the very end and be sure to see the easter eggs..

by DaynaS April 1, 2008

Champagne Enema

This sex trick should be used cautiously but its a great side dish. About half a bottle should do and depends on the fact that the colon is highly vascular and champagne especially prevalent at weddings where it is served in abundance. A fast and uncomplicated way is to have the giver remove the cork carefully so as not to create the fountain of bubbles, to carefully insert it in the recipients anus and to gently press it inside..till the muscle contracts and seals..then shake the bottle some and let the gas do the rest..you can play with the bottle a bit and get her muscle to contract and evert till it makes a cute volcano of tissue.Give it about 5 minutes and being drunk fast will be the effect if so desired. Champagne is cheap but tread cautiously.

"Sorry had a bit of a emergency in that maroon mini van..nothing that a large dose of Tylenol won't correct....where is that bathroom...yikes no one heard it but someone in the bridal party got a champagne enema..just a rumor ..is the shrimp OK i have cramps.

by DaynaS January 13, 2009

pro Iraq war documentary

After seeing such well made movies as VALLEY OF ELAH, and WAR WITH OUT END I was kind of searching for pro Iraq war documentary's
seems to me that the Republicans could get Halliburton to fund something..

With the hours or compelling movies on the current war i kind of would like to see a pro Iraq war documentary....i guess the current administration didn't anticipate how sending the bulk of the movie going public to war might create bad press..and of course military families are so disregarded that they might not have extra money for that kind of stuff..

by DaynaS March 24, 2008

Carnal Knowledge

Carnal Knowledge is a Mike Niclols movie which in the 70s cause a huge amount of controversy as it examined social,and sexual morality and the changes at the time. But if you ever in the most fleeting moment ever doubt that Ann-Margret can act you can forever put that to rest by watching this movie she is amazingly raw and unflinching as Bobbie

I rented Carnal Knowledge from greencine and to be honest its a very well made movie..you can't miss the star power of Ann-Margret..great classic movie..

by DaynaS February 28, 2008

Donkey PuncH

A very difficult to research sex act seems to find its way around. I experienced it and can't say i recommend it but essentially the partner gives a sharp rap on the head of varying force until it disorientates then pressing very firmly on her low back or sacrum he continues to have yet harder anal sex to enhance his orgasm, they don't seem to care if you orgasm.if you get both a pink sock and donkey punched you should hustle your self off to therapy.

since it was Friday it was also donkey punch night i don't think we are going out much more this isn't healthy

by DaynaS October 29, 2008

CaLiForniA

it has been said that when you have been driven out of every where else just cause you are you ..that you find your self in California, and with the Pacific ocean to your back and beautiful California in front of you ...then you can take on the world..all of it..

California is my home..Colorado is not..

by DaynaS May 24, 2008