DaynaS's definitions

marilyn monroe

If you go to Castroville Calif(and i can not imagine why you would) you will discover that Marilyn Monroe was the very first artichoke festival queen. She went on to eclipse the universe and to be an immortal icon.

About the only reason to go to Castroville it to experience what it would have been to be there when Marilyn Monroe was there..

by DaynaS February 14, 2008

PRN

Medical shorthand terminology for whenever necessary (pro re nata)which basically means its an excuse for the staff to be driven crazy prn.

"what the patient in 1408 really needs is a bath prn..god!"

"what smart jerk wrote the order for a hand job prn???"

by DaynaS February 17, 2008

Royal Icing

An incredibly strong baking icing made with confectioners sugar and this off the wall stuff called meringue powder. You will see it on Gingerbread houses and all kinds of decorating of baked goods..but its also the cute kind of smooth crust on your guys mouth in the morning from when he has given you post coital orgasms which can only be called splendid and the crust stuff which was his hunka burnin hot semen is what I call Royal Icing..

" You know how romantic i get around Christmas?? well Jake and i were up making dozens of gingerbread men.. and of course that led to very good sex..well of course in the morning I found his mouth had an abundant amount of his Royal Icing on it....which was way sweeter then the cookies.Thank God he's not squeemish about going down on me even after fucking me into the new year..

by DaynaS February 18, 2008

Fallback sex

Fallback sex is the kind of sex you can easily negotiate to in lieu of intercourse. Generally its manual or oral or a combination of the two.

i always know that Keith will be fine with a good hand job and a moment or two of oral sex..so i like to stay on top of my fallback sex techniques...its not as messy..

by DaynaS February 18, 2008

LUSH

LUSH is a truly fantastic bath and skin line from Canada. the aroma in the stores borderlines on illegal and intoxicating. It is absolutely a deal maker as far as spontaneous gifts go.They don't make a bad product..and the bath bombs with glitter will have your tub glittering for days.When you get out you just want to drip dry so you still smell nice..Get LUSHed. If you bring me LUSH you can lock the car up cause you are staying..after the bath or course.

David came by with a fresh bag of LUSH that guy knows the way to my heart among other places.

by DaynaS February 18, 2008

Jennifer Tilly

Squeaky voiced, poker playing UberVizen.linked to B movies but much more talented then given credit for. Also she got to appear nude with Gina Gershon enough said.

if you plan to watch Bound you might want to put your DVD player in the freezer for an hour or so..Jennifer Tilly and Gina Gershon will set it aflame..

by DaynaS February 23, 2008

BrAmazon

What my bathroom looks like on lingerie washing day.It's like lingerie lush..

" I kind of felt sorry for Jake having to go to the bathroom last night im sure he felt he was trapped in the deep BrAmazon.. there had to be at least 20 bras in there not to mention garter belts and what ever else I located..it was a lingerie jungle..!!"

by DaynaS February 23, 2008