Definitions by DaynaS
Champagne Enema
This sex trick should be used cautiously but its a great side dish. About half a bottle should do and depends on the fact that the colon is highly vascular and champagne especially prevalent at weddings where it is served in abundance. A fast and uncomplicated way is to have the giver remove the cork carefully so as not to create the fountain of bubbles, to carefully insert it in the recipients anus and to gently press it inside..till the muscle contracts and seals..then shake the bottle some and let the gas do the rest..you can play with the bottle a bit and get her muscle to contract and evert till it makes a cute volcano of tissue.Give it about 5 minutes and being drunk fast will be the effect if so desired. Champagne is cheap but tread cautiously.
"Sorry had a bit of a emergency in that maroon mini van..nothing that a large dose of Tylenol won't correct....where is that bathroom...yikes no one heard it but someone in the bridal party got a champagne enema..just a rumor ..is the shrimp OK i have cramps.
Champagne Enema by DaynaS January 13, 2009
Donkey PuncH
A very difficult to research sex act seems to find its way around. I experienced it and can't say i recommend it but essentially the partner gives a sharp rap on the head of varying force until it disorientates then pressing very firmly on her low back or sacrum he continues to have yet harder anal sex to enhance his orgasm, they don't seem to care if you orgasm.if you get both a pink sock and donkey punched you should hustle your self off to therapy.
since it was Friday it was also donkey punch night i don't think we are going out much more this isn't healthy
Donkey PuncH by DaynaS October 29, 2008
Fisting
the use of a hand inserted in most cases to the wrist in place of an object or penis.I gives tremendous volume inside the recipient and since it also warm and rigid it has a lot to offer as a sex technique. You can of course see a lot of it on redtube and i would advise one of you read up a lot on this before you attempt it.Gives new meaning to small hands are a blessing. I don't think its kinky.
ATM confessional
When confronting the ATM machine and a prayer for forgiveness in the hopes there will be money for a night out or shoes. It's very Catholic.
" Shhhhh.. can't you tell she's at the ATM confessional this is a very private moment..."
Pleeeze...just 3 twenty's.....
Pleeeze...just 3 twenty's.....
ATM confessional by DaynaS May 28, 2008
Sonicargasm
Sonicargasm by DaynaS May 26, 2008