Poon

the unshaven heaven in which we all like to take a dip.

In Diana Jones: The temple of Poon.

by Graham April 13, 2004

Poon

woman's genetalia. stems from the word "pudenda", which is actually in the dictionary.

I got myself some nice poon last night.

by Anonymous August 05, 2003

Poon

A unit of measurement whose base is not to exceed the weight of the largest of the Poon clan, currently 120. A poon can be used to measure all weights, distances monetary units, volumes etc.

She's going to gain a poon if she doesn't lay off the buffet.

by Wally Wallstrom October 03, 2012

Poon

(noun)

1. A stupid person

2. A non-mainstream version of goofball or goof

Person 1: I just tripped up the stairs!

Person 2: You're such a poon

by nottoday123 September 15, 2012

Poon

A poonis slang for a vape or e cig that was developed by DA DEMONS IN THE CITY OF TORONTO only the real ones know the meaning behind it s/o to DA demons TRENDSETTERS

-savage673

Yo broski pass the poon !

Saying you copped a new poon!

NEW POON ALERT

by Savage673 August 18, 2019

Poon

While in the act of “Mooning” to person starts to poo. Aussie Slang.

The guy who was shocked when the girl started to moon him, but the shock turned to horror when the moon turned into poon!

by Boots01 May 05, 2022

Poon

poon-a bitch that’s sexy af

she’s a real poon bro!

by Tare bear January 27, 2019