njutf 

The feeling and exclamatory word used when someone says something so utterly bewildering that your brain stops for a moment and freaks out, commonly proceeded by a keyboard spam or similar.

Person 1: "I'm not actually a woman. I'm a guy."
Person 2: "vhkjgfehfdjkh hdfkrfjhjhfbkj njutf"

njutf by RetroKidCody March 17, 2025

njutf 

The feeling and exclamatory word used when someone says something so utterly bewildering that your brain stops for a moment and freaks out, commonly proceeded by a keyboard spam or similar.

Person 1: "I'm not actually a woman. I'm a guy."
Person 2: "vhkjgfehfdjkh??? hdfkrfjhjhfbkj??? njutf!!!"

njutf by RetroKidCody March 17, 2025

nutflex 

A display of macho posturing. Most often perpetrated by an individual of the lowest testicular caliber.

"Check out that fucker with the napoleon complex working the nutflex on the bouncer....what a douche."

nutflex by Vulva Hammer September 22, 2010

Nutflix 

The name used for the movie rental service when renting pornographic films.

Guy 1: Are you picking up Deep Impact on Netflix?
Guy 2: No...but I will be picking up Deep Throat on Nutflix.

Nutflix by alcstarheel January 10, 2010

nutfustery 

a shambolic state, a situation of debacle or disaster

Norm could not believe how the claim was handled like a nutfustery...

nutfustery by Evil M December 7, 2006

Nutflix 

A porn movie delivery service, unnoticeable on bills, considering its one letter difference from "Netflix".

Dude, can you come over tonight? I just got "Pulp Friction" and "School of Cock" on Nutflix!

Nutflix by SAINT_QWERTY January 11, 2010

Nutfest 

The constant act of sex without a break.

Jill: Where have Joe and Lisa been? I have not seen them for two days?
Jack: They are probably locked up in a hotel room having a nutfest.

Nutfest by DirtyBirdy55 May 22, 2013