7 definitions by Vulva Hammer

an instrument similar to the air guitar...played in a similar fashion but utilizing a stroking motion instead of a strumming motion.

A display of macho posturing. Most often perpetrated by an individual of the lowest testicular caliber.

a huffer of grundle. a kiss ass. a suck up.

the act of fisting someone elbow deep, thus reducing the subject to muppet status

1. slang for penis or dildo which has been or will be used in anal sex.

2. an excellent name for people who fuck others over. (see prick, asshole, douche and their variant forms)

general area of anatomy where balls, wiener and taint are located.

a place for storing one's wang in between battles.