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Used to describe a meal bought from a restaurant or fast food place that digests in a matter of minutes. Results include vomit or diarrhea. The idea is that you had the food in your system for such a short time that you never really owned it, just "rented" borrowed it from the restaurant.
"Wow i barley made it to the bathroom after i ate at Taco Bell. It was a real rental."

"Lets not go to Ponderosa, I like to buy my food, not just rent it for 15 minutes."

Rental by Scotty Hicks April 4, 2008
Words you can keep
a hip term for prostitute.
not to be confused with 'loaner',wherein your naive best friend has to go out of town and entrusts you to keep his girlfriend "safe and entertained",but of course you fuck her,because the pent-up sexual tension is more than either of you can handle... but i digress.
"who was that girl we saw you with?,she was nasty!"
"aw naw,man,that was just a rental."
-or-
"whenever I'm visiting a new town, I always get a rental."
Rental by travis pitts January 8, 2004
1. Used as a insult meaning loser or people who you dislike
“I can’t believe they’re going out while we’re in lockdown. What a rental”
Rental by NormanRees1999 April 1, 2020
A Non-Regular skier or snowboarder, who does not own their own equipment and has to rent theirs resulting in inexperience and utter chaos on the slopes for themselves and everyone around them. (comparable to a gerry)
lol, that rental just tried to gap the biggest spine out here and got completely pitted, send him back to the bunny slope to practice pizza/frenchfry .
Rental by Puppymonkeybaby12 May 10, 2018
A noob in airsoft

a person who does not own airsoft gear and has to rent gear implying that they are a noob
Hey bro I just fricking lit up that Rental
Rental by Mr. Seaweed Brain October 12, 2021

rental units 

the two people who reared you, but who you sometimes wish that you could return when they become annoying
Sometimes referred to as the parental units
The rental units called, I missed my curfew. Shitty.
rental units by marianne9909 December 19, 2007

Rental Pig 

A fat, ugly tinder whore whom you fuck merely because it is easy. Although you know she is not your best work, sometimes a mans got to do what a mans got to do
"Hey Connor, did you fuck that rental pig again last night?"
"Yeah not proud of it but still hit"
Rental Pig by cheesedicker485 September 23, 2018
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