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The constant act of sex without a break.
Jill: Where have Joe and Lisa been? I have not seen them for two days?
Jack: They are probably locked up in a hotel room having a nutfest.
Nutfest by DirtyBirdy55 May 22, 2013
Words you can keep
Like a circle jerk but many more people
I went to the NutFest last Friday
NutFest by YEETEST December 4, 2018

Nutfest november

when you fail no nut November

you must nut as many times as the number when you failed no nut november
i failed nutfest november and now i need to do nutfest november

November Nutfest 

When you have to jerk off to the person who made you nut during NNN. If you don’t do it once for everyday during the month of November to that person. You can never be around them again. If they are your S/O, you have to break up or divorce.
“Yo, David you participating in NNN?”
“No bro, I’m stuck in November Nutfest because of my girl.”
November Nutfest by SpeakerOfFacts November 4, 2022
consumption of at least 50 chicken nuggets in one sitting at or past 11pm. consumed in the wonderful cities of san diego, or any beach city in california.
guy 1: hey it's midnight, i'm hungry.

guy 2: NUGFEST!
guy 1: I'm lovin' it!
nugfest by nigganugga November 4, 2011

nutfustery 

a shambolic state, a situation of debacle or disaster
Norm could not believe how the claim was handled like a nutfustery...
nutfustery by Evil M December 7, 2006

nutvestment 

An investment for your future nut. Putting in time/money with a girl in the hopes that she will be your nut bank in the future. This term holds true for long term and short term dealings.
John:Wow dude I can't believe I took that girl to an $80 last night and all she left me with was a kiss.
Billy: Don't worry dude, that nutvestment has high potential for paying out in the near future.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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