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A display of macho posturing. Most often perpetrated by an individual of the lowest testicular caliber.

"Check out that fucker with the napoleon complex working the nutflex on the bouncer....what a douche."

nutflex by Vulva Hammer September 22, 2010

Words you can keep

NutFlex

Instead of Netflix because you're not watching movies, you're just turning something on background so you can flex your nutsack.

Baby wanna come over and NutFlex?

NutFlex by Papa Picasso June 17, 2026

Related Words

nutflex • Nutflix • netflex • Netflexing • Netflex and chill • Netflexia • Netflexible • Netflexin • Netflexting • Nutflection

Netflexing

When someone doesn’t have Netflix and you flex on them that you have it

Jack: Stop netflexing on me

Netflexing by 9797363 May 19, 2019

NetFlex

The act of publicly and sometimes aggressively sharing, demonstrating, or co-opting credibility and status within a subgroup in online media. A NetFlex is when someone rubs how cool or credible they are in your face, aggressively, like walking around with your shirt off flexing— but online.

Dude, no one cares how long you've been listening to that band, stop trying to NetFlex.

NetFlex by JCashmere February 5, 2015

Nutflix

The name used for the movie rental service when renting pornographic films.

Guy 1: Are you picking up Deep Impact on Netflix?
Guy 2: No...but I will be picking up Deep Throat on Nutflix.

Nutflix by alcstarheel January 10, 2010

Nutflix

A porn movie delivery service, unnoticeable on bills, considering its one letter difference from "Netflix".

Dude, can you come over tonight? I just got "Pulp Friction" and "School of Cock" on Nutflix!

Nutflix by SAINT_QWERTY January 11, 2010

nutflix.com

Netflix, but movies to nut to

"Netflix and chill?" No just me, my right hand, and nutflix.com

nutflix.com by bellybuttonasshole69420 May 10, 2018

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026