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A school filled with assholes, memes, a couple of cute girls and a bunch of other girls that are ugly as hell but think they are pretty enough to fuck. Some of the teachers are assholes but the rest are cool.
Guy 1: Are you going to caliber?
Guy 2: NO YOU FAT FUCKING MEME
Caliber by Ass o holick August 2, 2018
Caliber (Kah-Lee-Ber) is a word to define the greatest editor of all time, and a very sexy man on tiktok with over 17k followers.
Caliber is amazing at editing. Daddy caliber teach me after effects! Yo caliber pass yo graphs
Caliber by Acegotfx2031 March 1, 2022
The word used to describe the specific size of an ammunition fired from a lethal weapon.
“That .45 Caliber m1911 seemed like nothing when compared to the .50 AE Desert Eagle!”
Caliber by dictionaryblob128 April 23, 2022

caliber nazi 

Gun owners who have to have the biggest caliber weapon due to the misconception that smaller caliber weapons don't have enough stopping power and will not put an attacker out of commission before he hurts you.
Jack: I'm thinking about buying a 22LR handgun.
Bob: If you have to use it, the attacker is gonna keep coming if you shoot him with that. Best get you a .357 to be safe. More stopping power.
Jack: Nobody wants to get shot with any gun. Quit being a caliber nazi.
caliber nazi by Don Way April 1, 2016

.45 caliber aspirin

To shoot ones' self in the head with a .45 caliber bullet.
I'd take a .45 caliber aspirin and die a sad person before taking a class with that professor again.

Soul Caliber II 

Retard-"I got Soul Caliber 2"
Me-"It's Soul Calibur 2, you dumbass."
Soul Caliber II by Emennius January 10, 2004
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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