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A school filled with assholes, memes, a couple of cute girls and a bunch of other girls that are ugly as hell but think they are pretty enough to fuck. Some of the teachers are assholes but the rest are cool.
Guy 1: Are you going to caliber?
Guy 2: NO YOU FAT FUCKING MEME
Caliber by Ass o holick August 2, 2018
Caliber (Kah-Lee-Ber) is a word to define the greatest editor of all time, and a very sexy man on tiktok with over 17k followers.
Caliber is amazing at editing. Daddy caliber teach me after effects! Yo caliber pass yo graphs
Caliber by Acegotfx2031 March 1, 2022
The word used to describe the specific size of an ammunition fired from a lethal weapon.
“That .45 Caliber m1911 seemed like nothing when compared to the .50 AE Desert Eagle!”
Caliber by dictionaryblob128 April 23, 2022

caliber nazi 

Gun owners who have to have the biggest caliber weapon due to the misconception that smaller caliber weapons don't have enough stopping power and will not put an attacker out of commission before he hurts you.
Jack: I'm thinking about buying a 22LR handgun.
Bob: If you have to use it, the attacker is gonna keep coming if you shoot him with that. Best get you a .357 to be safe. More stopping power.
Jack: Nobody wants to get shot with any gun. Quit being a caliber nazi.
caliber nazi by Don Way April 1, 2016

.45 caliber aspirin

To shoot ones' self in the head with a .45 caliber bullet.
I'd take a .45 caliber aspirin and die a sad person before taking a class with that professor again.

Soul Caliber II 

Retard-"I got Soul Caliber 2"
Me-"It's Soul Calibur 2, you dumbass."
Soul Caliber II by Emennius January 10, 2004
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
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