Nearp 

The state of being very sassy

Stop being so Nearp like!

Nearp by sorbet12 December 18, 2011

nearp 

1. (n) An extremely good pianist whose talents are never fully recognized.

2. (v) To shock, surprise, or simply scare a stranger by uncontrollable laughter.

3. (n) The previously mentioned laughter, which is best described as uncontrollable, loud, and spreading over multiple octaves on a music scale.

That nearp just nearped those guys with his nasty nearp!

nearp by Briman007 April 10, 2008

Midtown Near Mint 

This is the condition the vast majority of comics from Midtown Comics arrive in despite all new comics being labeled as "near mint." Midtown near mint comics almost always have signs of being hastily handled and poorly packaged evidenced by color breaking spine ticks, color rub on the back of the comics, small dings and bends and would be accurately graded as "very fine/near mint" at best.
Rather than change how they handle and package their comics to prevent this damage, Midtown has recently changed their return policy making it harder to get a full refund due to the high volume of complaints they have been receiving.

Seller claims the comic is "perfect" but the pictures show multiple small color breaking spine ticks and color rub on the back cover so it's obviously "Midtown near mint" at best.

Midtown Near Mint by T La Ross May 25, 2019

nyarp 

to consume with gusto.

a noise that indicates a need for attention.

similar to nomming but to a higher degree

sometimes spelled with additional a's

"she nyaarped the donut cutely."

"i make sounds! nYAARP NYARP"

"i am going to nyaaarp you!"

nyarp by dicshunairi August 21, 2011

nowhere near the asking 

Any result from a transaction that was disappointing.

Not getting what you wanted or expected from something.

What did you get for the Beemer in the end?

£3 large
Nowhere near the asking then! (Car on sale for £4500)

What was she like on the blowjobs?
Nowhere near the asking - about 6/10
Goose then!
Yeah.

I'm going nowhere near the asking on those Glasto tickets I'd sooner watch it on telly!

nowhere near the asking by Yesyoucangoto July 24, 2016

Off the 5 next to the Ikea. You know, near the McDonald's where we got that strawberry milkshake? 

A meaningless phrase originally coined by Derrick from RHPC
Can be inserted into nearly any conversation.

Person 1: Hey, were you at the party last night?

Person 2: Nah, I was off the 5 next to the Ikea. You know, near the McDonald's where we got that strawberry milkshake?

Off the 5 next to the Ikea. You know, near the McDonald's where we got that strawberry milkshake? by mole_mole_mole February 24, 2020

Murph Nerph 

The term, "murph nerph," can be used in replace of essentially anything, including, but not limited to: 1)noun 2)adjective 3)adverb 4)verb, and so on. The term can also be used in replace of a name.

Although the term, "murph nerph," appears to have no limitations in its use, there are at least two stipulations associated with this term. "Murph nerph" can NOT be used in any connection what-so-ever with Eddie's penis. This is highly forbidden and any such violations should be held seriously by those who witness it. Further more, should the term be used during any acts that are in a sexual nature, it is automatically assumed that the person who said the term was thinking about the woman who coined the phrase in a highly sexual and erotic nature. This use of the term is obviously encouraged.

Examples of some of the uses in which one could use "murph nerph," include, but are not limited to, the following:

1)Noun-a) I drove to the adult murph nerph (bookstore) to get some porn.
b)The Murph Nerph (Doctor) who was my favorite was played by David Tennant.
c)My murph nerph (cat) likes to get high off of catnip.
2)Adjective-I like to sing while driving my murph nerph (shit box) car.
3)Adverb-My friend just bought a new car and after that she always drove murph nerph(fast).
4)Verb-a)I was murph nerphing (shopping) for some new panties.
b)She murph nerphs (spanks) him only if he begs.
c)I really want to get murph nerphed (trashed) tonight.
5)Interjection-Murph nerph! (Allons-y!)
6)Plural-I like people who have murph nerphs (tattoos).
7)Posessives-I wish that I had Murph nerph's (Jesse's) girl.
8)Irregular Verbs-Elvis has murph nerft (left) the building!
9)Compound-He frequently visited the murph-nerph (red-light) district in Amsterdam while on business.

Murph Nerph by Murph Nerph Auctor September 12, 2013