Narps

1. narps. n. nAArps - the theoretical term of a personally cursed nonexistent object.

2. narps. also used as an interjection.

origin. modern eastern american word concieved of various interjectory phrases of anger and inanimate cursing.

"Andrew I am so angry I could rip your fucking narps off!"

"Narps! Narps! Narps!"

"Oh narp it all!"

by The Narped Among Narpless December 18, 2009

Narps

Nipples that are hard for no apparent reason.

She was just sitting there when she noticed she had narps.

by SodaGirl May 24, 2005

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

NARPS

A Non-Athletic Regular Person. NARPS are commonly seen trying to perform rather easy or basic athletic tasks but failing miserably at them. Such tasks include gym class kickball, dodgeball, flag football, ultimate frisbee, beach volleyball, and swimming. On rare occasions however you will catch a NARP trying to perform mildly advance soccer trick known only as the jester. or a nerd. someone who is not athletic at all.

NARPS could be friends of basketball players who try to play basketball with them and fail miserably.

by kparian April 22, 2010

NARP

What my friend uses to explain any non varsity athlete at our school. Short for a Non Athletic Regular Peasant.

Athlete 1: Hey, did you talk to Sandra about the homework assignment?
Athlete 2: No I don't talk to NARPS

by Monkeyman 15515 November 08, 2017

NARP

Non Athletic Regular Person in regards to cadets at service academies who are not intercollegiate atheletes. Tend to be nerdy, uncoordinated and socially awkward

Wow that kid is such a NARP

by MALICIOUS C7 March 04, 2010

NARP

how the members of the Cornell Women's Basketball team refer to anybody that is not on their team. short for a non athletic regular person

Marie: "Wow he's such a narp"

by cornHell March 09, 2017