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Someone on reddit told me nearpy wasnt a word so i made it one.
nearpy by Get nae-naed August 31, 2019
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An adjective used to describe the uberwealthy offspring of the worlds richest families. Typically educated in a Swiss boarding school but still prefers to ski in Verbier over Gstaad.

Will have memberships at Annabel's, 5 Hertford Street, Soho House, etc.

Probably attenda Regents or LSE.

True NARPs would never be caught dead at Nobu post 2017.
"I saw this narpy guy at 5H, wearing open walks and smoking mango juul pods, he's the one."

"Some narpy hyena dropped his black card in front of me at 1 OAK, honestly a pathetic attempt at a pick up... he was wearing a Nautilus though."
Narpy by GstaadGuy April 23, 2019
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nearpy narpy nerpy nearlywed nearp Nearpod nearby nearbyhostel Neardy nearky
The feeling you get when you are really tired and everything becomes funny.
*listens to lemmings on the run* (lemmings on the run)

HahahahahahahahahahHAAHAH Haahahahahahahaa HOLY SHIT I'M NERPY1
nerpy by E-rotic January 22, 2006
The state of being very sassy
Stop being so Nearp like!
Nearp by sorbet12 December 18, 2011

nearly-neal 

Someone who is not in a relationship with someone in a superior ship, but comes close to doing so, or rather tries to do so.
What did you just call Jacob?

He's a nearly-neal.
nearly-neal by serendibite March 20, 2023

Nearly Witches 

a song included on Fall Out Boy's mixtape, CitizensFOB Mixtape: Welcome To The New Administration. the artist listed is The Paul Revere Jumpsuit Apparatus, but this is suspected to be a codename for band Panic At The Disco as the vocals are unmistakably lead singer Brendon Urie's. the mixtape was available to download for free off Fall Out Boy's Friends or Enemies website.
person 1:"have you heard Fall Out Boy's mixtape?"

person 2:"yeah, I loved Nearly Witches."
Nearly Witches by pollyestherPANIC January 22, 2009
Nearpod is a fucking school disaster that people find "fun", This shit sucks and they act like its fun, but thats what the teachers say

This shit is terrible, alongside schoology, fuck nearpod. Every lesson feels like im taking a benchmark in a low budget school. It looks like it was fucking made in 2008. The share featured is so dumb because as you're trying to do the test the teacher shoves someone's work right in your face while nobody gives a shit, they just want to work. Sometimes they make automated lessons, which you can do at anytime, and its so fucking boring its like fucking living in a jail cell, it will keep you up at 3AM in cold sweats thinking "did i do my nearpod??? fuck, shit, its saturday i gotta do this shit over the fucking week"
its bland as fuck, and the teachers act like its the funnest way to learn ever, its proof there is no fun way to learn.

Ever.

Nearpod
Nearpod by anonymous April 30, 2021
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