moochtard 

A so called friend that mooches off you and acts like a retard as if it never happened.

Don't be a moochtard! Buddy, It's so your turn to pick the tab.

moochtard by Allura August 19, 2004

Matchtard 

A man or woman that is registered on an online dating site such as Match.com that has so many spelling and grammar mistakes in their profile that you suspect that they may be mentally retarded. Then you meet them for a date and they remove all doubt.

I met a woman that had so many mistakes in her profile that I felt compelled to point them out, telling her that guys like women who have nice profiles. She called me an @$$hole.

I told her "I meant you no ill will." She responded, "talk about your grammer, that sentance made no sence at all! lol "

She is a total Matchtard!

Matchtard by willwonka71 October 1, 2010

Marchtard 

Anybody in a marching band who actually enjoys participating in it. Not so much a derogatory term as a remark upon the sheer irrationality of having fun with an activity that requires so much time, sweat, and tears.

Johnny: I love measuring out yard lines on the beach so I can test my step size even when I'm away from my beloved field!
Swampfire: Whatever, marchtard.

Marchtard by C0urante September 13, 2011

Moshtard

One who participates in moshing or moshpit-related activities; combination or "moshpit retard"; brute who insists on going to concerts on beating on small children who don't know any better

Jay: Dude, what happened to you?
Zach: Dude, I was at the Misfits show, and those moshtards hit me in the eye.

Moshtard by Jake_055_NM15 February 3, 2009

Moontard

The name given to a person who genuinely and fervently believes that the USA never landed on the moon, despite the massive volume of evidence to the contrary. When questioned on their beliefs a moontard will respond differently depending on the severity of their delusion, some merely claiming that the landings were faked in hollywood studios so that the USA could "win" the space race early, others claiming that early missions to the moon found an alien civilization there and as a result of threats to the earth by this race the moon landings were faked to avoid interstellar war. All in all these people are idiots who use pseudo-scientific drivel to authenticate their claims, such as the proposed lethality of the Van Allen belt.

Moontard - "The moon landings were faked!"
Person - "But what about the fact that modern telescopes are capable of making out the landing site, the fact that there is a mirror positioned on the moon's surface exactly where NASA said they positioned it and the vast photographic and video evidence which you seem to believe is CGI, despite them being broadcast in the 1960s."
Moontard - "But look at this video, the flag is waving!"
Person - "Well yes, that is a result of microgravity, and out of interest, why did the russians not notice the USA never got to the moon, since they had the technology to track the whole journey"
Moontard - "Nixon bribed the entire USSR to never talk!"

Moontard by JF Dangerfield November 28, 2009

Moostarde 

Moostarde is a drunken swedish socialist who works in a volvo factory in Borås.

Moostarde put down the whisky!

Moostarde by Balle mannen October 18, 2022

mooktard 

A person whom is well beyond retarded.

Dood Zayne just ate his own cum for $20 bucks, that dood is a fucking mooktard.

mooktard by Rando6565 February 3, 2007