Moostarde 

Moostarde is a drunken swedish socialist who works in a volvo factory in Borås.

Moostarde put down the whisky!

Moostarde by Balle mannen October 18, 2022

Monsterdew 

monster energy drink and mountain dew combined to make a mega energy drink

Why do you have so much energy man? Dude, i just had monsterdew!

Monsterdew by I3igIVIik3 September 1, 2010

motarded

Socially retarded, lacking any social skill.

Dude that guy's motarded! He keeps randomly punching people and then crying.

motarded by robbieboy74 July 24, 2008

motarded

Lacking any social skill or polish; severely gauche.

Dude, that guy's motarded! He keeps randomly punching people and then crying.

motarded by robbieboy74 January 12, 2006

Moistard 

The horrible watery substance that squirts onto your burger/hot dog when you forget to shake the mustard bottle.

The mustard equivilent of 'wetchup'

Fuck! I forgot to shake the mustard bottle and now my burger is covered in moistard!!

Moistard by The chair May 8, 2010

mongtarded 

mongtareded is the mixture of a retard and a mong.

someone who does something retarded but is naturally a mong.

that guy is so mongtarded

mongtarded by Deto123 May 18, 2011

Mustarded

Adj.

Progression:
brain dead-> vegetable-> mustarded-> retarded-> slow-> average-> intelligent-> genius

Of seemingly average intelligence but in fact so mystifyingly stupid that even retarded individuals comment. Often accompanied by the hubris of thinking one is God's gift to everything; A certain path to a Darwin Award.

His friends commented on how Mustarded it was when he ate shit trying to skate down The Hill.

Mustarded by Attmay Ustardmay September 17, 2006