Definitions by C0urante

Crazey Marquez 

The act of pouring gasoline over your penis and then proceeding to have anal sex with someone until either they or you reach climax. At this point, you withdraw, strike a match, and light their asshole on fire.

Guy 1: Dude, I gave that ugly chick at the party last night a Crazey Marquez!
Guy 2: Oh fuck, did you burn your cock off?

Crazey Marquez by C0urante May 25, 2013

Bachtober 

The tenth month of the year, in the northern hemisphere usually considered the second month of autumn. Similar to rocktober but generally a lot cooler.

Halloween occurs on the 31st of Bachtober.

Bachtober by C0urante October 6, 2011

Marchtard 

Anybody in a marching band who actually enjoys participating in it. Not so much a derogatory term as a remark upon the sheer irrationality of having fun with an activity that requires so much time, sweat, and tears.

Johnny: I love measuring out yard lines on the beach so I can test my step size even when I'm away from my beloved field!
Swampfire: Whatever, marchtard.

Marchtard by C0urante September 13, 2011