mooktard

A person whom is well beyond retarded.

Dood Zayne just ate his own cum for $20 bucks, that dood is a fucking mooktard.

by Rando6565 February 3, 2007

monktard

To be so retarded that one appears Monkey like. Often used as an insult.

"You are a fuckin' monktard!"

by RandyFishcake March 3, 2008

Moontard

The name given to a person who genuinely and fervently believes that the USA never landed on the moon, despite the massive volume of evidence to the contrary. When questioned on their beliefs a moontard will respond differently depending on the severity of their delusion, some merely claiming that the landings were faked in hollywood studios so that the USA could "win" the space race early, others claiming that early missions to the moon found an alien civilization there and as a result of threats to the earth by this race the moon landings were faked to avoid interstellar war. All in all these people are idiots who use pseudo-scientific drivel to authenticate their claims, such as the proposed lethality of the Van Allen belt.

Moontard - "The moon landings were faked!"
Person - "But what about the fact that modern telescopes are capable of making out the landing site, the fact that there is a mirror positioned on the moon's surface exactly where NASA said they positioned it and the vast photographic and video evidence which you seem to believe is CGI, despite them being broadcast in the 1960s."
Moontard - "But look at this video, the flag is waving!"
Person - "Well yes, that is a result of microgravity, and out of interest, why did the russians not notice the USA never got to the moon, since they had the technology to track the whole journey"
Moontard - "Nixon bribed the entire USSR to never talk!"

by JF Dangerfield November 28, 2009

Moostarde

Moostarde is a drunken swedish socialist who works in a volvo factory in Borås.

Moostarde put down the whisky!

by Balle mannen October 18, 2022

moostard

When you haven't cum in awhile and your splooge is yellow and thick. (also known as "seeded Moostard"

It's been so long my cum is like moostard.

by Pedro de la rose August 31, 2006

mootard

retard who resembles a cow in some form

you are such a mootard!

by Harriet Goldstone August 30, 2003

mootard

Cross between a moose and a retard, and typically thrown at less than stunning women with less than average mental capacities.

by Ruben June 7, 2003