missup 

A paper mashe dinosaur belonging to a lesbian named Calvin who is the son of patreece. It is a yellow doll will coloured shapes on it and hides underneath Calvin's bed. Its only words are "M-m-m-missup."

Hey, Fluffy check out that lesbian with that dinosaur doll...it must be a Missup!

missup by Coonetta April 20, 2005

mistup 

When an individual becomes very emotional and starts leaking saltwater from they're eyeholes.

Sometimes people mistup because the shit in life gets to deep.

mistup by jpg3 January 8, 2012

Tissue for your Missue 

When someone has to hand a grown man a tissue for his mommy issues because he is acting like a little bitch.
Example: Someone could say “Do you need a tissue for your missue” or missues if it is pleural or there are multiple mommy issues one is crying over.

Frank do you need a “tissue for your missue” because you are complaining about your wife again!

Sarah asked David “Do you need a tissue for your missue, David?” because he is crying about his gf Beth again; Something about his dinner being cold...

Tissue for your Missue by WickedHellamean November 8, 2018

misspoke

Clinton-speak. A euphemism used when you have lied and get caught out.

Derived from usage by ex President Bill Clinton and his wife Hillary, who have both been caught out lying.

1. Reporter: "Mrs Clinton, in order to look tough and courageous, you claimed you entered Bosnia under sniper fire, but there is film of you stepping off a plane and being greeted by a welcoming party - no gunfire anywhere."

Hillary: "I admit I may have misspoke."

2. Bill: "I did not have sex with that woman!"

Monica Lewinsky: "I gave the President blow-jobs in the Oval Office, and he stuck cigars up my vagina and masterbated me with them."

Bill: "It wasn't sex, but I admit I did a little Miss poke."

Reporter: "And what about Jennifer Flowers?"

Bill: "Well, I thought her cunt was vase so I stuck my stalk into it. That wasn't sex - it was just ikebana."

misspoke by Wrong-side-of-the-tracks October 4, 2008

Travel Missus 

When you're backpacking through a foreign country and meet a girl who you fall in lust with. These relationships can last days, sometimes even weeks. People often mistake this for you being a serious relationship from all the selfies she is posting on creepbook. In actual fact, you're just banging her until you move onto the next country and find a new travel missus.

"Did you hear Cormac is getting serious with Holly?"
"No way man, that was just his travel missus in Central America. He is living in Banff now and told me he was space docking with a girl on the weekend."

Travel Missus by Travelboi October 2, 2014

misspalin 

A misspalin is a misspelling added to a spell checker or the English Language.

Before Sara Palin refused to admit she misspelled "repudiate" as "refutiate", and then claimed that she was like Shakespeare adding new words to the English Language, there was no word to describe a misspelling willfully added to correctly spelled words.

When my son was in grade school, I had to go through the entire spell check user dictionary to remove all of the misspalins he had added.

misspalin by thistlebottom July 24, 2010

misspell

To splel a wrd worng.

A misspelling of "ethylenediaminetetraacetates" would be "etylmnieetetraacetatfs."

misspell by Nate January 15, 2004