9 definitions by WickedHellamean
When a man has MULTIPLE mommy issues or more than one mommy issue and wants a woman to take care of him like his mother did when he was a boy; so he never has to grow up and be responsible. Sometimes known as Peter Pan Syndrome because they never grow up.
Example of men with “missues” :
Men whose mothers were there but were cruel or mean to them growing up that feel as though they were robbed or cheated out of their childhood. They are then constantly searching for a “replacement mother” or “mommy” to correct the behavior they feel was inappropriate by their birth mother.
A man who was abandoned AND ignored by their birth mother, which causes them to have attachment issues and use women; never committing to just one woman.
A “lazy” or “unmotivated” male that allows a woman to assume full responsibility for ANY and ALL required marital duties.
Example of men with “missues” :
Men whose mothers were there but were cruel or mean to them growing up that feel as though they were robbed or cheated out of their childhood. They are then constantly searching for a “replacement mother” or “mommy” to correct the behavior they feel was inappropriate by their birth mother.
A man who was abandoned AND ignored by their birth mother, which causes them to have attachment issues and use women; never committing to just one woman.
A “lazy” or “unmotivated” male that allows a woman to assume full responsibility for ANY and ALL required marital duties.
Poor Joe, he has missues! I hope he gets help! His wife finally got sick of it and left his lazy ass!
Girl 1: Kristoff thinks he can just sit home while his wife Janet works full time. She even does all the cooking, cleaning, yard work etc. he doesn’t even shovel the driveway for her!
Girl 2: Yeah well she does it because she loves him & let’s be honest he lets her ...because Kristoff has MISSUES! Multiple volumes! Otherwise he’d man up!
Girl 1: Kristoff thinks he can just sit home while his wife Janet works full time. She even does all the cooking, cleaning, yard work etc. he doesn’t even shovel the driveway for her!
Girl 2: Yeah well she does it because she loves him & let’s be honest he lets her ...because Kristoff has MISSUES! Multiple volumes! Otherwise he’d man up!
by WickedHellamean November 9, 2018
Kards are somewhat attractive girls/women, usually short & curvy with long dark hair (mostly extensions) & extremely low self esteem.
They have over-exaggerated features, such as: plastic faces, boobs, butts, lips, etc. full of Botox & Fillers & have these cosmetic procedures well before the age of 21 (which causes them to look older).
Never happy no matter how much money or surgery they have. Insatiable & shallow creatures. Constantly posting nude selfies or pictures of their big fake asses, bent over, squatting in front of the mirror as if the whole world just can’t get enough.
Kards sometimes have underboob, hand & neck tattoos (if they have any) but usually something involving a quote or a design signifying how independent they want everyone to think they are.
Kards live at home with their parents or try to get sugar daddies or Professional Athletes, Musicians, Rappers, etc. to pay for them so they don’t have to go to college or get a real career.
Kards will literally do ANYTHING to keep & maintain their fortune as long as they don’t have to work! Kards DO NOT partake in manual labor jobs.
After reading this definition of Kards up to this point you may feel sorry for them based on how they are being described; but don’t!
Kards use & treat men & other women like shit. Kards blatantly show how they think they are better than everyone else.
*If you are a Kard or have friends who are Kards or know someone who is a Kard. Please get help. Please help them get help.
They have over-exaggerated features, such as: plastic faces, boobs, butts, lips, etc. full of Botox & Fillers & have these cosmetic procedures well before the age of 21 (which causes them to look older).
Never happy no matter how much money or surgery they have. Insatiable & shallow creatures. Constantly posting nude selfies or pictures of their big fake asses, bent over, squatting in front of the mirror as if the whole world just can’t get enough.
Kards sometimes have underboob, hand & neck tattoos (if they have any) but usually something involving a quote or a design signifying how independent they want everyone to think they are.
Kards live at home with their parents or try to get sugar daddies or Professional Athletes, Musicians, Rappers, etc. to pay for them so they don’t have to go to college or get a real career.
Kards will literally do ANYTHING to keep & maintain their fortune as long as they don’t have to work! Kards DO NOT partake in manual labor jobs.
After reading this definition of Kards up to this point you may feel sorry for them based on how they are being described; but don’t!
Kards use & treat men & other women like shit. Kards blatantly show how they think they are better than everyone else.
*If you are a Kard or have friends who are Kards or know someone who is a Kard. Please get help. Please help them get help.
“Do you guys see that chick over there? The one talking to “Basketball Joe” ...The girl with fish lips & long dark hair... Well she & her friends are Kards!”
“If you play your Kards right, you just might get lucky tonight boys! Don’t forget to flash them dollar bills! They like those!”
“Anybody notice all the Kards up in here tonight?! It’s a Full House!”
“Brad is so damn smooth... He sure knows how to play Kards”...
“If you play your Kards right, you just might get lucky tonight boys! Don’t forget to flash them dollar bills! They like those!”
“Anybody notice all the Kards up in here tonight?! It’s a Full House!”
“Brad is so damn smooth... He sure knows how to play Kards”...
by WickedHellamean November 11, 2018
A “FUW” is a Fat Ugly Woman (usually short in stature ) that wants attention any way they can get it, so they tell other people to make fun of the pretty, tall, skinny women.
They go around saying that if you are pretty you can’t be proud of it because it makes you a conceited bitch and that you are ugly on the inside!
FUW’s tell pretty girls they need to “dull their shine” so that they actually look like the bright ones!
FUW’s are actually the ugly ones all the way around but they pull the sympathy card or pity pass saying how they are ugly and overweight; no one is nice to them & that they are bullied which gets them the attention they seek. FUW’s are actually THE BULLY!
They tend to be the loudest women in the room & are constantly complaining about the fact that they aren’t attractive like it’s something they’re entitled to.
FUW’s tend to try to break down the prettier girls in front of other people to try to make it seem like they are dominant (usually due to their own insecurities or the fact that they are intimidated). They need to do this to stand out because they can’t do it any other way.
FUW’s don’t realize they WOULDN’T BE FUW’s if they just stopped taking out their insecurities on the prettier, skinnier, taller women & focused more on OWNING WHO THEY ARE!
They go around saying that if you are pretty you can’t be proud of it because it makes you a conceited bitch and that you are ugly on the inside!
FUW’s tell pretty girls they need to “dull their shine” so that they actually look like the bright ones!
FUW’s are actually the ugly ones all the way around but they pull the sympathy card or pity pass saying how they are ugly and overweight; no one is nice to them & that they are bullied which gets them the attention they seek. FUW’s are actually THE BULLY!
They tend to be the loudest women in the room & are constantly complaining about the fact that they aren’t attractive like it’s something they’re entitled to.
FUW’s tend to try to break down the prettier girls in front of other people to try to make it seem like they are dominant (usually due to their own insecurities or the fact that they are intimidated). They need to do this to stand out because they can’t do it any other way.
FUW’s don’t realize they WOULDN’T BE FUW’s if they just stopped taking out their insecurities on the prettier, skinnier, taller women & focused more on OWNING WHO THEY ARE!
Sheba is so smart! Why is she acting like a FUW? She needs to learn to work with what she’s got!
Freyda is a FUW. I don’t like to hang around her because she is miserable and annoying. She needs to get over herself!
Kim yells & barks like a pit bull when she gets in a group of younger, prettier women. She doesn’t know she wouldn’t be a FUW if she just stopped worrying about the other women and owned what she has!
Freyda is a FUW. I don’t like to hang around her because she is miserable and annoying. She needs to get over herself!
Kim yells & barks like a pit bull when she gets in a group of younger, prettier women. She doesn’t know she wouldn’t be a FUW if she just stopped worrying about the other women and owned what she has!
by WickedHellamean November 6, 2018
A STROUND is a “Stripper Hound”
A grown MAN Who COULD have a relationship with a highly intelligent, beautiful, classy woman who loves him; but he dates & has sex with STRIPPERS, THOTS & HOES instead.
- A crotch dog 🐕
A man who is intimidated by beauty & intelligence & would rather pay to receive attention & flattery. Low Self Esteem. Easily Intimidated by a strong woman. Narcissistic Asshole.
A grown MAN Who COULD have a relationship with a highly intelligent, beautiful, classy woman who loves him; but he dates & has sex with STRIPPERS, THOTS & HOES instead.
- A crotch dog 🐕
A man who is intimidated by beauty & intelligence & would rather pay to receive attention & flattery. Low Self Esteem. Easily Intimidated by a strong woman. Narcissistic Asshole.
Damn! Did you hear about Greg! That lawyer Rebecca wanted to marry him - but instead he dates Cinnamon from the strip club down East Street who btw is fucking all his friends! Greg is a dumbass STROUND!
by WickedHellamean December 10, 2018
An Egog is an egotistical male that looks like a “gremlin” or “SHREK” & has extremely shallow requirements for all of the ladies that he thinks want to date him. He stands around talking about how hot or not he thinks females are & doesn’t realize they wouldn’t date him in the first place because he is a complete douche. Seeks perfection while he himself is like a creature from some horrible “B” horror movie.
Dave is an Egog. He thinks women need plastic surgery & Botox but he looks like “Homer” off of “The Simpsons”
“That girl over there needs to workout & get a makeover man, I’d never date her” said the Egog.
“That girl over there needs to workout & get a makeover man, I’d never date her” said the Egog.
by WickedHellamean November 9, 2018
When someone compliments an unattractive individual to make that individual feel better about themselves (actually meant to boost their self esteem) but it’s actually not true; the individual then mistakenly takes it seriously from there on out and has an inflated ego.
Example: Sarah thinks she’s hot shit since she got those breast and butt implants but she’s actually a “compliment gone wrong”.
Dave sure has been acting like a “compliment gone wrong” ever since he got those new hair plugs.
Dave sure has been acting like a “compliment gone wrong” ever since he got those new hair plugs.
by WickedHellamean November 5, 2018
A Prey-dator is a person or animal that is the result of a Predator Vs Prey situation that is reversed .
A Prey-dator is a person or animal that was once preyed upon; yet somehow flips the script and is now the one preying upon the former predator.
A Prey-dator is a person or animal that was once preyed upon; yet somehow flips the script and is now the one preying upon the former predator.
The lamb did not expect to become the Prey-dator when he was approached by the lion; but that’s when the lamb surprised the shit out of the predator lion with a sneak attack to the face & then the lion was never heard from again...
by WickedHellamean January 13, 2019