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Your Missus can be either your Girl-friend/Wife
usually girl-friend belonging to a teenaged or a guy in his early 20's
Rongo: "I seen you gettin' jiggy wit your missus!"
Jack: "Fuck, leave my missus outta this, au."
missus by Kiwi-Babe September 15, 2005
australian, n.z., n; wife. the handbrake. ( see )
I took the missus down the pub last night.
missus by herbie August 25, 2004
The woman upon whom a guy is whipped upon. Dating, married or not.
Jimbo: don't dog the boys for the missus
Mikey: she's not my missus boys
Missus by BanterMemeKing May 18, 2017
your missus is your byrd
Your missus is a nutter.
missus by youknowsit November 2, 2006
What pussy-whipped guys call their girlfriend/wife.
I'll have to ask the missus if I can join you and all the blokes for a boys night out.
missus by great success February 18, 2010
Word used on the internet, meaning his/your girlfriend. Used when you know each other better than a first-time date.
My missus is so hetal.
Missus by BangUrMissus September 19, 2015
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