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misspeak 

1) To make a claim to be under sniper fire in a hostile environment.
2) To try to cover your ass when someone calls you out on your bullshit.
guy: once I saw Jimi Hendrix live
girl: Jimi Hendrix died in 1970. You were born in the 80's.
guy: wait...I didn't mean to misspeak
misspeak by metalliska March 27, 2008
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misspeak 

To lie. To tell an untruth.
I have written about this and described in many different settings and I did misspeak the other day
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Misspeak 

1.To Say without thought, to mistakenly say.
2.Mistakenly saying something is misspeaking
"How dare you misspeak of me"
Misspeak by Mr Afro March 26, 2008
A psychological condition where you are convinced snipers are firing at you.
Hillary was suffering from a strong bout of Mis-Speak.
mis-speak by Chaz Wozza April 29, 2008

Milspeak 

Milspeak (noun)
the specific jargon, whether official or otherwise, of the military culture, usually the US military. Often a contraction or acronym. Milspeak phrases often find their way into common civilian use, often with little or no understanding of their origin. This lack of understanding sometimes results in a new common meaning for the phrase.
"I was three days short when the Dinks wiped the HQ, SOP right? Man that whole furball was FUBAR. My unit got held over past my date, but I caught my ticket early in the landing gear and got evac'ed and shipped anyway, only minus some original equipment. SNAFU."

"Huh?"

"Sorry, that was all Milspeak, let me try again in English"
Milspeak by Sangu November 29, 2009
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God Shot 

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