merdog 

n. Magical creature produced by the union of an adventurous puppy and a somewhat startled fish on a moonlit beach. Able to grant wishes, create rainbows, find sunken treasure and rescue drowning princesses.

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Curses! Where be my chest full of doubloons? I wager my eyes that a scurvy merdog has spirited it clean away.

merdog by gnostic3 April 8, 2022

metdog 

Ticket inspectors on public transport in Melbourne. They may be uniformed or plain clothed but are most commonly found in packs of 3 or 4. The term originates from the former name of Melbourne's public transport body 'The Met' later to become known as 'Metlink'.

"Had to leg it at Broadie staish after a metdog asked to see me ticket."
"A metdog fined me for not having a Myki on the tram even though there was no machine to buy one from..."

metdog by dogcutter June 11, 2013

Mordog 

A teenage boy who makes poor decisions and says unintelligent things.

Look at that Mordog over there using the band saw.
Don't be a Mordog!

Mordog by Mordo99 March 6, 2018

Megdog

One who constantly rips nerves and arteries in half. This individual is also prone to personal attacks of his or her colleagues in the professional environment.

Michael " I think I found the great superior recurrent testicular - oh wait its torn. Nevermind."

Bryant "Dude you're such a megdog, go home and kill yourself."

Michael " That was such a megdog response, you megdog."

Megdog by Boobs Vanderbuilt December 2, 2010

Merbogan 

A mythical creature that is very similar to a mermaid, it's indigenous to Frankston and the surrounding area. The word Merbogan comes from the Latin Mermaid and the Greek Bogan. Legend has it that a Merbogan lures cyclists and other athletes and gives them athlete's foot.

We saw a Merbogan coming out of the water today around Seaford, it was a scary sight.

Merbogan by Merbogan December 26, 2020

merdonkey

A creature that is half fish, half donkey

DUDE!!!! Have you seen the Merdonkey at the sea farm???

merdonkey by Fred the Merdonkey May 11, 2010

Merdocked 

To be decimated; To be destroyed mentally, physically, and emotionally

Adam: "Hey man did you catch the UFC fight Santos vs Carwin?"

Jack: "Yeah, Carwin got merdocked."

Merdocked by Jack N Adam Productions October 6, 2011