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Decisions 

When you have to fart a decision has to be made. This term stemmed from an all nighter in SF when my friend Melissa had bad gas and said she couldn't help it. I then explained my theory on how a decision must be made. So, if you have to fart you say: I have a decision to make.
a. I need to make a decision.

b. Ewe take your decisions over there!!
Decisions by Alaina Joyxoxo February 19, 2009
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decisions 

what you aren't good at.
"Have you made a choice?"
"I'm going to follow my dream as an exotic dancer."
"Decisions."
decisions by thoumother.com November 24, 2018
I'm not making any. This works the way I want it to or I start stabbin. The decision has already been made and my decision is final.
Hym "No decisions will be made and no taxes will be paid as I am already done making the only decision that is going to matter."
Decisions by Hym Iam November 10, 2025

impulsive decisions at 4:18 am 

something ur friends and you do at 4:18 am.
i titled my friends essay “impulsive decisions at 4:18 am” and might have accidentally turned it in. #whoops #thatsafail

bad decisions 

Are the root cause of most fun. And the impetus for almost every Epic story any dude has ever had anywhere. Also occasionaly responsible for unemployment or death.
I went out with the guys last night and made some bad decisions. It was fucking awesome. I still have that one Girls shoe.
bad decisions by BadJohn April 22, 2007

rash decisions 

a rash decision is one where the results are not thought out ahead of time, and the results are usually not very good, or beneficial to anyone involved.
decision that can be the downfall of anyone and in the long run, rash decisions can cost you a lot of money. rash decisions are regrettable, sometimes painful, and usually hard to undo.
rash decisions by acissej.ronnoc88 February 14, 2012

Horrible Life Decisions 

Decisions a person makes(big or small) that are just categorically stupid.
Roommate A: 'Sorry roomy, I got a little drunk last light and spend the rent money on strippers.'

or

Person B: 'Guys I'm gonna come clean here, I voted for Bush'

or

Friend C: 'It's bad enough that you bought a Hyundai Lacey, but you just had to get one in big bird yellow. Those were some horrible life decisions, gotta tell ya.'
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
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