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Ticket inspectors on public transport in Melbourne. They may be uniformed or plain clothed but are most commonly found in packs of 3 or 4. The term originates from the former name of Melbourne's public transport body 'The Met' later to become known as 'Metlink'.
"Had to leg it at Broadie staish after a metdog asked to see me ticket."
"A metdog fined me for not having a Myki on the tram even though there was no machine to buy one from..."
metdog by dogcutter June 11, 2013
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Someone who is quiet until they are at a sesh, then are a complete sesh lord
Zeke is such a metdog
metdog by vapegod69420xx February 12, 2021
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meteography 

The art and science of capturing weather phenomena with a camera.
Look outside you people! There is always a storm or a weather scene somewhere in the world so great you can't afford to miss. Have a camera and give a meteography shot to everyone else who isn't lucky enough to be in your place! Send them to meteographer for publication!
meteography by meteographer June 19, 2017

Metrographical 

(adj) A person obsessed with the ability to create stunning, bedazzled graphics and charts. These individuals have a strong compulsion to pretty-up their co-workers reports and documents. These people are often confused for being gay, but are not.
Joe, those stunning visuals in the presentation made me think you were gay, but maybe you're just metrographical.
Metrographical by Pete DiMaio July 26, 2008

Metrogeek 

Noun - A geek that has a strong concern for their appearance while still embracing their geeky nature.
"She is such a metrogeek wearing her replica video game necklace with that skirt."
Metrogeek by Blaksen December 7, 2009

metrognome

A very small, very well dressed straight man with impeccable timing.
That short punctual fellow over there is so well dressed that if he isn't gay he's definitely a metrognome.
metrognome by spamgobbler April 21, 2010
One who constantly rips nerves and arteries in half. This individual is also prone to personal attacks of his or her colleagues in the professional environment.
Michael " I think I found the great superior recurrent testicular - oh wait its torn. Nevermind."

Bryant "Dude you're such a megdog, go home and kill yourself."

Michael " That was such a megdog response, you megdog."
Megdog by Boobs Vanderbuilt December 2, 2010
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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