metdog

Ticket inspectors on public transport in Melbourne. They may be uniformed or plain clothed but are most commonly found in packs of 3 or 4. The term originates from the former name of Melbourne's public transport body 'The Met' later to become known as 'Metlink'.

"Had to leg it at Broadie staish after a metdog asked to see me ticket."
"A metdog fined me for not having a Myki on the tram even though there was no machine to buy one from..."

by dogcutter June 11, 2013

metdog

Someone who is quiet until they are at a sesh, then are a complete sesh lord

Zeke is such a metdog

by vapegod69420xx February 12, 2021

meteography

The art and science of capturing weather phenomena with a camera.

Look outside you people! There is always a storm or a weather scene somewhere in the world so great you can't afford to miss. Have a camera and give a meteography shot to everyone else who isn't lucky enough to be in your place! Send them to meteographer for publication!

by meteographer June 19, 2017

Metrographical

(adj) A person obsessed with the ability to create stunning, bedazzled graphics and charts. These individuals have a strong compulsion to pretty-up their co-workers reports and documents. These people are often confused for being gay, but are not.

Joe, those stunning visuals in the presentation made me think you were gay, but maybe you're just metrographical.

by Pete DiMaio July 26, 2008

Metrogeek

Noun - A geek that has a strong concern for their appearance while still embracing their geeky nature.

"She is such a metrogeek wearing her replica video game necklace with that skirt."

by Blaksen December 7, 2009

metrognome

A very small, very well dressed straight man with impeccable timing.

That short punctual fellow over there is so well dressed that if he isn't gay he's definitely a metrognome.

by spamgobbler April 21, 2010

Megdog

One who constantly rips nerves and arteries in half. This individual is also prone to personal attacks of his or her colleagues in the professional environment.

Michael " I think I found the great superior recurrent testicular - oh wait its torn. Nevermind."

Bryant "Dude you're such a megdog, go home and kill yourself."

Michael " That was such a megdog response, you megdog."

by Boobs Vanderbuilt December 2, 2010