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A teenage boy who makes poor decisions and says unintelligent things.
Look at that Mordog over there using the band saw.
Don't be a Mordog!
Mordog by Mordo99 March 6, 2018
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Mordor button 

The button or switch that you use to call nurses and doctors, usually located behind your hospital bed. Because it takes "one ring to bring them all".
Looks like I'm gonna have to use the Mordor button now---damn glucose IV line keeps on coming out of my arm!
Mordor button by pentozali October 2, 2007
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The Deepest Depression Ever; a mental or emotional breakdown.
I've been to Mordor Over 30 Times!!!! & Came back to tell the tale!!!! I am a Survivor!!!!
Mordor by Starchylde December 24, 2014

Mortdogged 

To get blessed or screwed in Riot's videogame Teamfight Tactics. The verb is derived from the name of Riot employee and TFT design director called Mortdog.
Very prominent element of the video game is randomness. However, players like to pretend that Mortdog is responsible for everything that happened.
This catchphrase is getting out of hand and players and streamers are using it outside TFT to describe anything (un)lucky that happens in their lives.
Ex 1:
Streamer 1: *has three 4-costs*
Streamer 1: *gets Recombobulator augment on 3-2*
Streamer 1: "holy shit I got mortdogged"
Soju: I went 8th again...
Mortdogged by vildae June 27, 2022

Mordocco 

The act of having intercorse with a lion while eating 3 girls out.
"Oh man i heard Caleb pulled a Mordocco the other day?"
Mordocco by Abella Anderson August 25, 2013

Mordagaw 

Mordagaw means pimp or someone who would sell his sister or mother for money in Farsi, which is an Afghan language.
Boy1: Whats up Mordagaw!
BOy2: Wtf did you call me?
Mordagaw by ImAfghan October 27, 2012

Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv 

"There is a video on Youtube named Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv. If you search this, you will find nothing. The few times you find something, all you will see is a 20 second video of a man staring intently at you, expressionless, then grinning for the last 2 seconds. The background is undefined. This is only part of the actual video. "The full video lasts 2 minutes, and was removed by Youtube after 153 people who viewed the video gouged out their eyes and mailed them to Youtube's main office in San Bruno. Said people had also committed suicide in various ways. It is not yet known how they managed to mail their eyes after gouging them out. And the cryptic inscription they carve on their forearms has not yet been deciphered. Youtube will periodically put up the first 20 seconds of the video to quell suspicions, so that people will not go look for the real thing and upload it. The video itself was only viewed by one Youtube staff member, who started screaming after 45 seconds. This man is under constant sedatives and is apparently unable to recall what he saw. The other people who were in the same room as him while he viewed it and turned off the video for him say that all they could hear was a high pitched drilling sound. None of them dared look at the screen. The person who uploaded the video was never found, the IP address being non-existant. And the man on the video has never been identified.
"Isn't the Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv video not the creepiest thing ever"

"OMG UR RIGHT THT IS SO SCARY!!!!!"
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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