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unintelligent 

To not be smart.
Dumb, stupid, retarded, challenged, silly, dumbassed, unsmart, bottom-headed.
unintelligent by B-Drac September 5, 2003
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Unintelligent 

The word speaks for itself. You searched what unintelligent means so now you are unintelligent cause you don't know the def of the word unintelligent.
Person 1: What does unintelligent mean?
Person 2: You
Person 1:Awww
Person 3: Can i join the conv.?

Unintelligent Design 

Unintelligent Design is the antithesis of, "Intelligent Design" theory.

UD is the affirmation that while a Supreme all knowing (Omniscient), all powerful (Omnipotent), ever present (Omnipresent), higher power created all that exists (Omnigenesis), that when it came to inhabiting the earth with what became/changed to/evolved as homo sapiens (us), it fucked up big time!

It created us to be like itself, but stupid. So that we weren't like that Intelligent Designer at all. Then it cursed us as sinners, because the first Mom of us all ate an apple and became smarter than creator dad. And that pissed off dad, who cursed humans for eternity, because Omniscience likes to play dirty.
And then, in an act of second-thought, the designer sent himself to the world he created sinful himself and suffered and died, to lift the curse of sin he bestowed himself. So that those who believed that was love, would be saved from himself.
So once dead, human souls could leave the unintelligent design they'd been living in and move in with the designer of that debacle, for eternity! Think of the fun! Think of the amount of Rubik's cubes laying around to be played with. Think of all those virgins getting deflowered by pasted together formerly exploded meaty pieces, from that other unintelligently designed neighborhood. If the designer fucked up making a garden paradise, think of how perfect heaven stands a chance of being.

Atheism, anyone!?

Ahwoman!
"I'm a natural born sinner, by unintelligent design."

Salvation is a method of saving the world from god, so he can be excused from unintelligently designing the world to be sinful and in need of saving from himself.

God is god by unintelligent design

I think, therefore I beat the odds of unintelligent design.

Jesus saves me from reality, by design.
Unintelligent Design by Uber Duck September 10, 2010

Unintelligent ignorant dance brainless mindless foolish dull slow simple minded empty head vapid idiotic moronic imbecile brain fungus

Bro you were so goddamn fucking stupid then I had to pull out the goddamn dictionary to understand how fucking stupid you are
Unintelligent ignorant dance brainless mindless foolish dull slow simple minded empty head vapid idiotic moronic imbecile brain fungus Is defined as “This man is so fucking stupid, that it is nearly impossible to understand how fucking stupid he is”

unintelligent hair 

Hair where a certain section of it protrudes in an abnormal and down right creepy fashion, to the extent that it makes that person and everyone around him/HER feel and act retarded. This usually results in everyone screaming nonsensical things and attempt to push down the strange hair.
Girl: OMG Michael look at Yocelyns' unintelligent hair. ELIOT!
Boy: I know every time I look at it I want to push it down. PADOODELY!
Girl: Me too but she wont let me. SKEDOOSH!

I am unintelligent 

i am unintelligent
thank you kanye, very cool
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Nintelligent 

An adjective used to describe a person who is extremely good at playing Nintendo games.
Melia is amazing at Mario Kart! That girl is crazy nintelligent.

I just beat Jacob at Super Smash Bros for the fifth time. That boy is the least nintelligent person I know.
Nintelligent by Jacelia January 5, 2011
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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