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Merdocked 

To be decimated; To be destroyed mentally, physically, and emotionally
Adam: "Hey man did you catch the UFC fight Santos vs Carwin?"

Jack: "Yeah, Carwin got merdocked."
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Merricked 

1) To be denied a chance to make your case.

2) The act of not granting an individual an interview or audience to be questioned for a position an individual has been nominated - despite the individual being perfectly qualified for said position.

Stemming from what Republican lawmakers did to Supreme Court nominee Merrick Garland.
Judge Garland has been merricked by conservative lawmakers.
Merricked by streetlightserenader February 6, 2017
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murdocked 

To be mislead by or receive the ill effects of a co-worker or peers stupidity or incompetence.
Holly had told her co-worker that she had prepared her customers order before she left for the day and it was ready for pickup. When the customer arrived after she left and the order was not complete he realized that he had been murdocked.
murdocked by Pasadina Montgomery March 24, 2009
A creature that is half fish, half donkey
DUDE!!!! Have you seen the Merdonkey at the sea farm???
A word used to state/signify one of the following situations:

A. To be physically, mentally, emotionally, or verbally demeaned in a given situation.

B. To be high on drugs. (Usually marijuana)

C. To be drunk.
A 1. (A man is playing football and is hit so hard that his helmet was knocked off)
Teammate- "You got mercked, dude"

A 2. (A pair of boys are arguing over a girl.)
Boy #1- "Dude, stop hitting on my girl!"
Boy #2- "Man, I gave that girl the clap, have fun with that!"
Bystander- "Mercked."

A 3. (A boy is picking on a weaker child)
Boy- "Look at how small you are! I can hardly see you, little guy!"
Weaker boy- "That's not what your mom said last night!"
Bystander- "Mercked."

B./C. (A man is walking around aimlessly. He sees a friend of his.)
Friend- "Hey man! I think I saw you at a party last weekend!"
Walker- "Man, I went to that party and got so mercked."
Mercked by IsHottleThere May 17, 2010

Murdocked 

Inspired by the Murdoch saga, a condition in which one finds oneself to be in dire straits -- can be one's own doing or brought about by external elements
The frequent cases of corporate espionage left the company owners Murdocked
Murdocked by cyclopsee July 20, 2011
A word used to confirm that someone has been insulted to such a degree that anysort of comeback is in vain

When a practical joke has been played on someone.

Another use is when you get one over your mates at some sort of game.
Example 1: During a careers talk
James: I want to be an Astronaut Miss...
He is now smug
Miss: Your too fat to be an Astronaut
Andy: You just got Mercked Mate !!! Awww good and proper.

Example 2:
James walks into the room, little does he know that a bucket of water has been suspended on the door-
James is soaked
Andy: Awww you been Mercked matey!

Example 3:
When playing a video game , sports or shoot em ups work best.
James: I m gonna win this game easy
Andy scores a wicked goal in the last minute of Extra time and avoids penalties
Andy: You been mercked , nuff said
Mercked by Harvez 88 November 15, 2006
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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