Merdocked

To be decimated; To be destroyed mentally, physically, and emotionally

Adam: "Hey man did you catch the UFC fight Santos vs Carwin?"

Jack: "Yeah, Carwin got merdocked."

by Jack N Adam Productions October 6, 2011

Merricked

1) To be denied a chance to make your case.

2) The act of not granting an individual an interview or audience to be questioned for a position an individual has been nominated - despite the individual being perfectly qualified for said position.

Stemming from what Republican lawmakers did to Supreme Court nominee Merrick Garland.

Judge Garland has been merricked by conservative lawmakers.

by streetlightserenader February 6, 2017

murdocked

To be mislead by or receive the ill effects of a co-worker or peers stupidity or incompetence.

Holly had told her co-worker that she had prepared her customers order before she left for the day and it was ready for pickup. When the customer arrived after she left and the order was not complete he realized that he had been murdocked.

by Pasadina Montgomery March 24, 2009

merdonkey

A creature that is half fish, half donkey

DUDE!!!! Have you seen the Merdonkey at the sea farm???

by Fred the Merdonkey May 11, 2010

Mercked

A word used to state/signify one of the following situations:

A. To be physically, mentally, emotionally, or verbally demeaned in a given situation.

B. To be high on drugs. (Usually marijuana)

C. To be drunk.

A 1. (A man is playing football and is hit so hard that his helmet was knocked off)
Teammate- "You got mercked, dude"

A 2. (A pair of boys are arguing over a girl.)
Boy #1- "Dude, stop hitting on my girl!"
Boy #2- "Man, I gave that girl the clap, have fun with that!"
Bystander- "Mercked."

A 3. (A boy is picking on a weaker child)
Boy- "Look at how small you are! I can hardly see you, little guy!"
Weaker boy- "That's not what your mom said last night!"
Bystander- "Mercked."

B./C. (A man is walking around aimlessly. He sees a friend of his.)
Friend- "Hey man! I think I saw you at a party last weekend!"
Walker- "Man, I went to that party and got so mercked."

by IsHottleThere May 17, 2010

Murdocked

Inspired by the Murdoch saga, a condition in which one finds oneself to be in dire straits -- can be one's own doing or brought about by external elements

The frequent cases of corporate espionage left the company owners Murdocked

by cyclopsee July 20, 2011

Mercked

A word used to confirm that someone has been insulted to such a degree that anysort of comeback is in vain

When a practical joke has been played on someone.

Another use is when you get one over your mates at some sort of game.

Example 1: During a careers talk
James: I want to be an Astronaut Miss...
He is now smug
Miss: Your too fat to be an Astronaut
Andy: You just got Mercked Mate !!! Awww good and proper.

Example 2:
James walks into the room, little does he know that a bucket of water has been suspended on the door-
James is soaked
Andy: Awww you been Mercked matey!

Example 3:
When playing a video game , sports or shoot em ups work best.
James: I m gonna win this game easy
Andy scores a wicked goal in the last minute of Extra time and avoids penalties
Andy: You been mercked , nuff said

by Harvez 88 November 15, 2006