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Mendon, NY 

An upscale rural suburb of Rochester, NY featuring the 2,500 acre Mendon Ponds Park. Demographics are as follows: 50% deer, 40% people, and 10% horses. To reduce taxes, many people raise everything from llamas and alpacas to sheep and bison. One guy even has his own zoo. Mendon properties typically feature one or more of the following: horse stables, ponds, tennis courts, hiking trails, golf courses and game preserves. The town has a high concentration of entrepreneurs, gentlemen farmers, horse people, authors and global experts on obscure topics.
“People in Mendon, NY spend more per capita on their gardens than people almost anywhere else in the world do.” “Why is that?” “The Mendon deer have discerning palettes, ravenous appetites and strong sex drives.”
Mendon, NY by Lance777 April 28, 2011

Mendoza Eyes 

The condition of getting intoxicated with the symptoms of beer goggles results in trying to fuck every moving girl including fob looking girls on their periods. It may also cause the person to add +12 rating on a 1-10 scale to a girl he is trying to fuck and will ultimately lead to bringing drunk ugly chicks back to the dorm.
Andrew: Damn dude did you see how hot that girl was last night?
Joseph: Nah dude she was like a -5, you had Mendoza eyes!
Andrew: Aw fuck!
Mendoza Eyes by fuckingshitshit October 27, 2014

Luis Mendoza

The hottest hockey player you’ll ever see.
Me: Isn’t Luis Mendoza hot?!!
Friend: Luis who?
Me: you live under a rock.
Luis Mendoza by brysnowden13 August 7, 2019
A slang truncation of "mendokusai", the Japanese word for troublesome, used by English speakers in Japan.
I hate year end cleaning time here in Japan. It's mendox
Mendox by hafudan October 13, 2014

Cheesy Mendoza

When a male places two slices of Kraft American cheese singles onto a females breasts and proceeds to titty-fuck her. The man then ejaculates onto each slice of cheese. Once there is a good layer of ejaculate on each piece of cheese, the man then mashes the two pieces together and force feeds the cheesy jizz sandwich to the female.
The other day I was giving my girl a cheesy mendoza. It felt so good. I felt bad though because she got really sick afterwards. How was I supposed to know that she was lactose intolerant?

Mendoza Wrangler 

An ancient method used by men around the world to attract a mate, it involves grabbing the desired mate and then falling backwards while slamming the mate against the floor or wall in the process. This is then directly followed by continually penetrating the mate while occasionally repeating the maneuver of slamming them against the floor. It's 100% effective and anyone exposed to it immediately decides to marry the user.
Person 1: Hey how'd you get with Stacy? She's so hot!

Person 2: Oh you know, I just used the old Mendoza Wrangler on her

Person 1: Of course that's the best move in existence
Mendoza Wrangler by Sneed d'Elaine November 3, 2020