menlon

the word for screeching uncontrollably

"Megan is menloning"
Menlon, Menloning,

by seeyoulaterfifia May 14, 2018

The Melon Man

"The Melon Man, the man is Melon Man. Who did it, who did it? Who is The Melon Man? If there is the man to eat the melon and who eats the man with the melon might know what it is The Man. Melon? Or is the melon, Mark? Who sees the man into the light of day? Who keeps the melon to the melons man? Well The Melon Man can. Who is the man that makes The Melon Man. Melon Man, The Melon Man, The Melon Man, The Melon... MAN! HAHAHAHAHA!! I am the.. I am The Melon Man. I have done what The Melon Man said HE COULD DO. This is my man and this is my melon. Thank you, for your sacrifice Melon Man. I will now become you, Melon Man. The Melon Man, The Melon Man, I am The Melon Man. The Melon Man is who I am."

"The Melon Man is coming for you..."

by anonymous October 12, 2020

melon man

A savage brute obsessed with finding his true purpose by breaking open a watermelon by squeezing it between his thighs. Used to go by the name Crankgameplays before he lost his mind.

The man makes the melon, and the melon makes the man. I am the melon man!

by Fredalicious Squirrel October 12, 2020

Mendon, NY

An upscale rural suburb of Rochester, NY featuring the 2,500 acre Mendon Ponds Park. Demographics are as follows: 50% deer, 40% people, and 10% horses. To reduce taxes, many people raise everything from llamas and alpacas to sheep and bison. One guy even has his own zoo. Mendon properties typically feature one or more of the following: horse stables, ponds, tennis courts, hiking trails, golf courses and game preserves. The town has a high concentration of entrepreneurs, gentlemen farmers, horse people, authors and global experts on obscure topics.

“People in Mendon, NY spend more per capita on their gardens than people almost anywhere else in the world do.” “Why is that?” “The Mendon deer have discerning palettes, ravenous appetites and strong sex drives.”

by Lance777 April 28, 2011

Louisiana swamp melon

A adjective to describe the smell of a women's breast

A way of saying that a girl's tits smell really bad

Hey josh you want to go to britney's house, no dude she's got those louisiana swamp melons

by JHolt1300 November 13, 2020

Tissue-mellons

'Tissue-mellons' is a phenomenon generally recoursed by small breasted girls with insufficient capital to undergo a breast cosmetic surgery. Such girls, striving to boost their self-confidence, wad layers of tissue paper in the bra until a form of cleavage is somewhat contrived. More often than not, this practice ends up exacerbating the whole situation. This is beacuse when the tissue-melloned female proceeds to carnal knowledge, the man's first reactions at the bare pigeon-tits, may have considerable negative effects on the self-esteem of the former - possibly goading the girl to add more tissue-paper the next time she goes out. The 'tissue-mellons' is a vicious cycle.

Example 1
Mary: Hurry up the taxi is here! The party starts in 15 minutes!
Sue: Fuck! Why are we out of toilet paper on a Saturday night?!
Mary: Come on let's go! You can tissue-mellons your boobs later!
Sue: fucking tits!!

Example 2
John: did you bang that chick yesterday?
Peter: yeah dude. I took her to my place and guess what?! She was tissue-melloned! But I fucked her anyways.

by The Malteser. October 2, 2016

Melona

A feminine name that fits well for a woman that’s brave , beautiful, funny, full of life and courage. A melona can light up any room she walks in and any person to lay their eyes on a melona will be struck speechless with the beauty they have to offer in and out . She’s not one to mess with and she’s all about protecting the people she loves. This is melona a woman that’ll be down 9 times but get up 10.

Samantha - What is another way to say bright light

Jason - a melona ;)

by Melonadefinition July 25, 2019