Meloncholy 

When watermelons look sad. Often confused with the word melancholy

Guy 1: Those watermelons really look meloncholy.
Guy 2: Isn't it melancholy?
Guy 1: Josh, these are words we're speaking out loud.

Meloncholy by DeathIsImminant October 27, 2018

meloncholy 

A general feeling of sadness arising from looking at breasts that remind you of breasts you used to know.

As Francois and Simone are getting hot and heavy in the diner...
Simone: Do my breasts upset you?
Francois: No, they just give me meloncholy.

meloncholy by Peter Rockefeller Jnr October 17, 2011

Meloncholy 

A gloomy state of mind, achieved after eating a copious amount of fruit.

Meloncholy
Dudo 1: Hey man, you comin' up the recreation ground fo' some swingage?
Dudo 2: Ah I dunno... feeling kinda bummed...
Dudo 1: Been eating that mango?
Dudo 2: Yeah...

Meloncholy by AlbusOK October 25, 2007

Meloncholy. 

The Choly Of Melons.
Simalar to Meloncoddle
The coddle of melons.

Person #1-Hey stop that meloncholy.
Person #2-what?

Meloncholy. by Humera/Nells February 21, 2009

Melancholy 

To be 'melancholy' is a brand of sadness that is over thought, prolonged and can be caused by any reason regardless of its the magnitude. It's a very personal, heavy weighing sadness. It has similar characteristics with depression however, melancholy is an insidious sadness. It's more than simple desolation or dejection, melancholy feeds on pensive self reflection in such a low state, reflecting lower and lower on itself until you can't see anything other than sadness.

Example 1)
Person 1: I just went for a 5 hour walk, didn't bring any food or water and just listened to music.
...
Person 1: It's 3 AM... maybe I'll just eat tomorrow.
...
Person 1: ... fuck I need to stop thinking about this so much, it's making me Melancholy.
...

Melancholy by Slerbo October 19, 2013

anal melancholy 

The sadness expressed by the anus the morning after a euphoric spicy meal containing chillies.

I am experiencing such anal melancholy after last nights curry.

anal melancholy by jadw August 23, 2009

Melancholy Masochist 

Noun: A man who constantly subconsciously pursues women who are unattainable or more so not girlfriend material at all. And through this process suffers heartbreak repeatedly due to the combination of lack of self confidence, paranoia, the need to please and on the females part and outstanding combination of mind games, misread-able flirting and leading on. Broken at that point the man continues to pursue romance with another similar candidate as the previous as if he enjoyed the pain.

Ex: "Aww man David likes Jane?! He's such a Melancholy Masochist, she's gonna fuck him over just like Tina, Molly, and sandra did. and then he's gonna break down and do it again.

Melancholy Masochist by the pain of atlas January 21, 2010