Function: verb
1. To spoon forcefully or aggressively
2. To spoon without consent
I'm going to melonball you whether you like it or not.
by Sean_ February 5, 2008
Function: verb
1. To spoon forcefully or aggressively
2. To spoon without consent
I'm going to melonball you whether you like it or not.
by Sean_ February 5, 2008
the dastardly trick of distracting someone in public for long enough to put your testicles in their drink and then return to the bar.
the luchadors de muerto are playing at pearl, hide your drinks, they're melonballers.
by t-diddy October 12, 2004
A fruity, easy-to-drink cocktail made from melon liqueur, vodka, and pineapple juice. Traditionally served in a tall glass, but bars and clubs often serve them as high-profit, low alcohol shooters paraded around on a tray by a waitress whose attractiveness increases steadily as the night wears on.
Boilermakers? No no, my friend. You're too lightweight for that, better stick to the melonballs or ginger ale.
by AnthemOne July 2, 2006
the act of fucking a canteloupe (also; melonballing, melonballs, etc)
i wasn't in the mood to masturbate, so i just went to the kitchen and gave myself a melonball instead
by chocomel July 21, 2004
The sexual act of a man suspending his testicles to be massaged in between a woman's breasts. Sort of like a combination of teabagging and titty fucking.
Oh man, my girlfriend melonballed me last night. It made my balls feel good. You really need to try melonballing. It's the shiz.
by Jebblebbles February 13, 2008
A euphemism for a male homosexual. May be considered derogatory.
That Perez Hilton, he's a real melonballer, eh?
by unprophetable July 1, 2009