Function: verb
1. To spoon forcefully or aggressively
2. To spoon without consent

Got the covid-19 vaccine

Function: verb
1. To spoon forcefully or aggressively
2. To spoon without consent

the dastardly trick of distracting someone in public for long enough to put your testicles in their drink and then return to the bar.

An air headed person who thoroughly believes that they saw something or someone that really was not there; a dumbfounded hallucination

A fruity, easy-to-drink cocktail made from melon liqueur, vodka, and pineapple juice. Traditionally served in a tall glass, but bars and clubs often serve them as high-profit, low alcohol shooters paraded around on a tray by a waitress whose attractiveness increases steadily as the night wears on.

the act of fucking a canteloupe (also; melonballing, melonballs, etc)