1 definition by Fredalicious Squirrel

A savage brute obsessed with finding his true purpose by breaking open a watermelon by squeezing it between his thighs. Used to go by the name Crankgameplays before he lost his mind.
The man makes the melon, and the melon makes the man. I am the melon man!
by Fredalicious Squirrel October 12, 2020
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