meatronome

n.Mythical device used to produce perfectly rhythmical sexual strokes. Often used sarcastically by dissatisfied women.

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I totally rocked your world that time Baby! Merry Christmas! Did you see God?

God? Seriously? Did you ever think of asking Santa for a meatronome
by public_ice November 5, 2013
mugGet the meatronomemug.

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