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A very small, very well dressed straight man with impeccable timing.

That short punctual fellow over there is so well dressed that if he isn't gay he's definitely a metrognome.

metrognome by spamgobbler April 21, 2010

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metrognome

one who is very gnome like, while not actually being a gnome. metrognomes often find themselves unexplainably drawn to pointy hats, vests, and moccasin type shoes. they make very little noise when they walk, tend to stand still in gardens, and thoroughly enjoy talking to animals.

"well of course he owns a flashy red vest, he's a metrognome."

metrognome by Sarah Howell October 1, 2007

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Methronome

An unreliable instrument for keeping consistent tempo in music.

Usually a drummer using tweak while performing.

StoneGroove's drummer is an absolute Methronome.

Methronome by Senor Pirvates March 18, 2009

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Metrodoomed

A sudden failure of something that you would never expect to fail. Taken from the Metrodome collaspe.

Guy 1: My toaster just exploded yesterday.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: I don't know it wasn't even on. I guess it was Metrodoomed.

Metrodoomed by Camp1112 December 13, 2010

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Metrodomed

(v) 1. To have your hopes and dreams destroyed. 2. To deflate.

1. John was really hoping to be accepted into college but was metrodomed when he received his rejection letter.

2. The 2010 Minnesota Vikings were expecting to reach the NFC Title Game again but their hopes and dreams were metrodomed again and again all season.

Metrodomed by jmuraz December 18, 2010

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Metronomy

When you fuck someone in tact with certain music.
And from BPM (beats per minute), it goes CPM (cums per minute).
You are like fucking metronome my friend, im proud of you.

Him: (With the song) Staying alive, Staying alive!
Her: A.. A.. A.. AAAAAAA!!!
Cameraman: Ou shit, you are using the metronomy very well! WOW

Metronomy by Dr. Kastraciq April 14, 2021