metrognome

A very small, very well dressed straight man with impeccable timing.

That short punctual fellow over there is so well dressed that if he isn't gay he's definitely a metrognome.

by spamgobbler April 21, 2010

metrognome

one who is very gnome like, while not actually being a gnome. metrognomes often find themselves unexplainably drawn to pointy hats, vests, and moccasin type shoes. they make very little noise when they walk, tend to stand still in gardens, and thoroughly enjoy talking to animals.

"well of course he owns a flashy red vest, he's a metrognome."

by Sarah Howell October 1, 2007

Methronome

An unreliable instrument for keeping consistent tempo in music.

Usually a drummer using tweak while performing.

StoneGroove's drummer is an absolute Methronome.

by Senor Pirvates March 18, 2009

Metrodoomed

A sudden failure of something that you would never expect to fail. Taken from the Metrodome collaspe.

Guy 1: My toaster just exploded yesterday.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: I don't know it wasn't even on. I guess it was Metrodoomed.

by Camp1112 December 13, 2010

Metrodomed

(v) 1. To have your hopes and dreams destroyed. 2. To deflate.

1. John was really hoping to be accepted into college but was metrodomed when he received his rejection letter.

2. The 2010 Minnesota Vikings were expecting to reach the NFC Title Game again but their hopes and dreams were metrodomed again and again all season.

by jmuraz December 18, 2010

Metronomy

When you fuck someone in tact with certain music.
And from BPM (beats per minute), it goes CPM (cums per minute).
You are like fucking metronome my friend, im proud of you.

Him: (With the song) Staying alive, Staying alive!
Her: A.. A.. A.. AAAAAAA!!!
Cameraman: Ou shit, you are using the metronomy very well! WOW

by Dr. Kastraciq April 14, 2021

Metronome

A device used by musicians to mark the beat of the rhyme by making a tick

I can keep a rhythm with no metronome

by Pleycal March 1, 2017