metrognome
That short punctual fellow over there is so well dressed that if he isn't gay he's definitely a metrognome.
metrognome by spamgobbler April 21, 2010
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metrognome
one who is very gnome like, while not actually being a gnome. metrognomes often find themselves unexplainably drawn to pointy hats, vests, and moccasin type shoes. they make very little noise when they walk, tend to stand still in gardens, and thoroughly enjoy talking to animals.
metrognome by Sarah Howell October 1, 2007
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Methronome
An unreliable instrument for keeping consistent tempo in music.
Usually a drummer using tweak while performing.
Usually a drummer using tweak while performing.
Methronome by Senor Pirvates March 18, 2009
Metrodomed
1. John was really hoping to be accepted into college but was metrodomed when he received his rejection letter.
2. The 2010 Minnesota Vikings were expecting to reach the NFC Title Game again but their hopes and dreams were metrodomed again and again all season.
2. The 2010 Minnesota Vikings were expecting to reach the NFC Title Game again but their hopes and dreams were metrodomed again and again all season.
Metrodomed by jmuraz December 18, 2010
Metronomy
When you fuck someone in tact with certain music.
And from BPM (beats per minute), it goes CPM (cums per minute).
You are like fucking metronome my friend, im proud of you.
And from BPM (beats per minute), it goes CPM (cums per minute).
You are like fucking metronome my friend, im proud of you.
Him: (With the song) Staying alive, Staying alive!
Her: A.. A.. A.. AAAAAAA!!!
Cameraman: Ou shit, you are using the metronomy very well! WOW
Her: A.. A.. A.. AAAAAAA!!!
Cameraman: Ou shit, you are using the metronomy very well! WOW
Metronomy by Dr. Kastraciq April 14, 2021
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