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The virile member of a male human being. See also: BVP.

Birdman's instrument - and I don't mean his voice - trumps all others in its size, girth, and veininess.

instrument by bigdickbandit March 24, 2008

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instrument

1. a tool for creating music.
2. safe word for a tool used to smoke marijuana; as in a pipe, bong or similar device.

1. the tuba is a large, cockblocking instrument.
2. vendor, please hand me that hippie-shaped instrument and a sample.

instrument by meaney December 7, 2006

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instrument

A piece of equipment used to produce music.

Dude, a saxaphone isn't an instrument.

instrument by Konrad July 27, 2004

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Instrument

A type of mint

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Instrument by Instrument November 23, 2017

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Instrument.

1. A tool used to make music.

1.1.Any condiment.
2. A tool used to torture people.
3. A tool or implement, especially one for precision work.

1: How many of you have played musical instruments before?
2: Do instruments of torture count?
1: No.
3: Is mayonnaise an instrument?
1: No, mayonnaise is not an instrument. Horseradish is not an instrument, either.

Instrument. by pseud0nym12470 April 14, 2023

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Instrument Tech

A God among men. The most badass and intelligent son of a bitch to walk onto a jobsite. Rumored to outclass, outwork, and straight up outgun any electrician that comes in his path. Sparkys beware of this godlike creature for it is said that even gazing upon their greatness can turn even the strongest man into a hollow shelled panzy crying for his momma. Revered as the brains of the operation.

The instrument tech reigned supreme over the crybaby electricians.

Instrument Tech by Techboss24 May 27, 2016

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Instrument Crush

When a person plays a certain instrument you like & they come off 10 times more attractive to you.

Janie wasn't sure if she liked Tom for his looks, his personality or if it was an instrument crush.

Instrument Crush by fosterthe-fagg0ts June 28, 2012

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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funflation

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.

I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.

funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023

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