The act of using two dildos (one in each hand) to penetrate a girl orally and anally (vaginally if you please) in a systematic time frame , such as the ticking of a metronome.
The BEST FUCKING POKEMON MOVE EVER. Patented by the kickass pokemon by the name of Clefable. It makes a motion with its fingers. THEN RELEASES THE BEST MOVE EVER. It's soo much of a kickass move, that it does A RANDOM POKEMON MOVE. It can DO ANY MOVE from FLAMETHROWER to fucking growl. kickass.
n. An urban male of below-average height with a strong aesthetic sense who spends a great deal of time and money on his appearance and lifestyle (see also: metronomality n.)
Adam was both short and well-dressed: the epitomy of metronomality.