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Methronome

An unreliable instrument for keeping consistent tempo in music.

Usually a drummer using tweak while performing.
StoneGroove's drummer is an absolute Methronome.
by Senor Pirvates March 18, 2009
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Metrodomed

(v) 1. To have your hopes and dreams destroyed. 2. To deflate.
1. John was really hoping to be accepted into college but was metrodomed when he received his rejection letter.

2. The 2010 Minnesota Vikings were expecting to reach the NFC Title Game again but their hopes and dreams were metrodomed again and again all season.
by jmuraz December 18, 2010
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metrognome

A very small, very well dressed straight man with impeccable timing.
That short punctual fellow over there is so well dressed that if he isn't gay he's definitely a metrognome.
by spamgobbler April 21, 2010
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Metronomy

When you fuck someone in tact with certain music.
And from BPM (beats per minute), it goes CPM (cums per minute).
You are like fucking metronome my friend, im proud of you.
Him: (With the song) Staying alive, Staying alive!
Her: A.. A.. A.. AAAAAAA!!!
Cameraman: Ou shit, you are using the metronomy very well! WOW
by Dr. Kastraciq April 14, 2021
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Metronome

A device used by musicians to mark the beat of the rhyme by making a tick
I can keep a rhythm with no metronome
by Pleycal March 1, 2017
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methignome

Well check out Todd over there he's Mike's methignome!
by scottielovesme July 17, 2015
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Metrodome

The Hubert H. Humphrey Metrodome, known as The Dome, is the crappy stadium that, sadly, the Minnesota Vikings call home.

The roof of the Metrodome is air-supported. It requires 20, 90-horsepower industrial fans to pump it full of 250,000 feet of air a minute to keep the roof inflated. The roof is made up of two layers. The outer layer is very thin and is made of Teflon-coated fiberglass. The inner layer is made of fabric. There is lots of dead space between the two layers. This space contains the fans, that blast the space full of hot air to insulate the roof.

In the winter, the temperature of the roof-supporting air is turned up. This helps melt the heaps of snow that fall in Minnesota and builds up on the the roof… and as it turns out, it doesn't do that good of a job.

During the 2010 Minnesota Blizzard, well over 17 inches of snow fell in the Minneapolis-St. Paul area. The record snowfall caused the roof of the Metrodome to collapse.
The Metrodome was metro-pwnd.
by FrozYo January 9, 2011
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